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Dax

Here's a new drinking game for you. Have a drink... 1. Every time Bill Maher laughs at his own jokes. 2. Every time Jon Stewart uses falsetto to emphasize a punch line. 3. Every time Fox News reports a provably false "fact." * 4. Every time there's a dick joke on @ midnight * 5. Every time someone shares a video with the comment "You MUST see this" or "Funniest video ever" * * professional drinkers only
Mar 12 2015 07:10 AM
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How screwed up are our priorities? Tom Cotton, who lead the Republican Senators responsible for the traitorous open letter to Iraq met today with defense contractors. Let me repeat that. With fucking defense contractors. No coverage of that, but 25 cameras at the press conference about Hillary's email. What's wrong with us?
Mar 10 2015 06:29 PM
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Dax

I believe Hillary's emails will reveal that she made illegal money on cattle futures, carelessly caused the Benghazi tragedy, and killed Vince Foster with her own hands. (Share if you agree.)
Mar 10 2015 12:28 PM
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Dax

I hear many people, mostly Conservative, speak about "reverse racism". I'd like to make the following points; 1. To suggest that there is "reverse racism" admits that you and your fellow travelers are racists, or have practiced racism. 2. There is no such thing as reverse racism. There is racism, period.
Mar 07 2015 07:19 PM
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Dax

Dear Ben Carson, Since you are convinced being gay is a choice, please let us know the circumstances under which you made the choice to be straight. Be specific. Thanks, Dave
Mar 06 2015 04:38 PM
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Dax

A David Axlerod song parody: (If you don't know the tune to "Without A Song" please look it up on Youtube. You'll hear an excellent song and also be able to sing along with Wayne LaPierre and his NRA accomplices as he warbles this little ditty.) Without a gun You wouldn't have a plan, Without a gun You'll be an also-ran. I tell you son, You'll never be a man Without a gun Without a gun You'll never have it made, Without a gun, You'll always be afraid You'll have no fun And never will get la...
Mar 05 2015 05:03 PM
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Dax

I hate hashtags and would like to do away with them entirely. # No more hashtags
Mar 05 2015 05:39 AM
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Dax

;Has anyone else received a friend request from Loura Lee? I got one this morning, I don't know her and we have no mutual friends. In fact, looking at her wall she seems to have no friends at all. I am very suspicious of these requests, especially since my wall is open to friends only and is not public. I sent a message politely asking why she wanted to friend me, and have as yet received no reply.
Mar 02 2015 04:34 PM
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Dax

I just made a smoked salmon, cream cheese, red onion and watercress sandwich on a poppy seed kaiser roll. I don't have a picture of it, so I'll describe it to you. It's a smoked salmon, cream cheese, red onion and watercress sandwich on a poppy seed kaiser roll.
Feb 28 2015 05:27 PM
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Dax

What color is the dress? Fifty shades of grey.
Feb 27 2015 04:46 PM
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    Helice
    I vote this the best answer.
    Feb 27 2015 07:59 PM
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MamaJean

Ooooh. What's this new doohickey?
Feb 26 2015 09:03 PM
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    Helice
    It's your status. If you want to, you can go into your account settings and have it update from your Facebook wall status. Or you can just post status updates here. Or you can alternately choose to have your Fool Moon status updates show up on facebook.

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    Feb 27 2015 04:46 PM
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Dax

How to tell you are getting older: .You remember when Dennis Miller was funny. Go.
Feb 25 2015 10:52 PM
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Dax

With everyone's lies about their backgrounds being publicly exposed, I'd like to get ahead of the train...I never had sex with Scarlett Johansson and Katy Perry. I was foolish to say so and regret any damage to the reputation of these wonderful stars my story may have caused.
Feb 24 2015 07:44 PM
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Dax

FWIW I thought the opening number at the Oscars was terrific but from that point on the rest of the writing...intros, comments, presenter banter, etc. was simply horrible. Unfunny doesn't even begin to describe it.
Feb 23 2015 04:35 PM
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    MamaJean
    The whole reason we stopped watching the Oscars and other awards shows years ago. Just awful.
    Feb 24 2015 07:07 PM
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