For the love of everything holy, how many times do myself and Ray have to say this? Tin foil will not work. You must use silver foil. Please heed our advice, we are trying to protect you from the unsavoury things that are trying to take over the planet

I find I must again reiterate to stay away from the silver foil. Once more *jack* a most ignoble alien agitater who has with his cohort *ray* conspired to corner the silver market. That is why they want you to wear siver foil so they may relieve you of it to add to their hord of ill gotten gains!

AKASHIC!! where you been? i thought you been abducted or somethiing! i was going to send out the Air Force to try find you! yes i have escaped the ones above PHEW! near escape ! lol got my ideas back again hehe hugs it was great to see you in chatroom the other day , do try to pop in sometime hugs anrora x

Do not try to fool me with your big words akaschic2, for I have armed myself with the Collins Concise Dictionary...

Myself and Ray are NOT (how many times ahve I said this) trying to corner the silver foil market. We are trying to save the human race from having thier brains washed by evil aliens with hidden agendas.

You sir are a knave.* I fart in you general dirction* whilst speaking in a most annoying pretentious french accent and using highly flamboyent gesters. I sneer the Sneer of contempt at you rapscallion. Pray our path's do not cross for in defence of my honour i would have to give you a right good thrashing. I spit on your collins concise dictonary and deficate in its pages. Be gone you varlet of a most ungodly knight!

where is everyone? now its too quiet!! help!! can someone answer me? hello? anyone out here? hello? helloooooooo??!!!!! hmmmm......... strange , i shall wait to see where everyone is , anrora

Shall I walk out and come back in?
Or just sit and stay let and let the paranoia kick in.

Welcome to the Message Forums, and welcome to the Paranoia files. My advice? Don't stay still for very long at a time, and always wear your silver foil cap.

thanks Jack I'll be sure to be outa here before the sun goes down.

Again with the silver foil! Cherokee_cowgirl you have entered a very dangerous room. Forces beyond us mere mortals are at work here. Please tread these waters carefully. Mostly beware those who would suggest you wear silver foil for they hide an agenda that is not in your best interest. I fear by engaging one of the co-conspiritors you have drawn attention to yourself. Beware this one who calls himself Jack. Behind his boyish good looks and affable personality there lies a bel esprit of sinister pose. However as long as you do not wear silver foil they can not endanger you. Just say no to silver foil!

Ok everyone no silver foil for me, I dont look good it anyhow.........

I am glad to here this. One thing I did forget to tell you is to check your change also. While it is rare to see silver coins anymore {as they have been horded by the infamous *Jack & Ray*} on occasion one does slip through. If you find one quickly spend,. Not only will you save yourself from a mind numbing asimulation but you will stimulate the slumping economy Stay strong.

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Ok everyone no silver foil for me, I dont look good it anyhow.........

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Oh Lord! Child, can you be even BE any "easier." One word from that akashic2 character and you'd ditch the one item that might even save your mind. So you don't think you look good in a silver foil cap, do you? You think you would look better with a glassy-eyed, placid, cud-chewing look? I should think not. I'm pretty sure you don't want to have to change your name to Cherokee Cow.

As for this allusion to some sinister "co-conspirators?" Do not be misled by this akashick2 character, no matter what he/she/it might say. Read , read, and then read some more! Check out what Hyman Haydan (at least what the REAL Hyman Haydan) has to say and what others who support him have to say and then make up your mind (while you still have one) as to who speaks the truth, and who would seduce you into a state of congnitive oatmeal.

I remain the one, the only,
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Ray,

I for one am not easy and nor do I wish to be called Cherokee_Cow..
Tell ya what Ill just stay outa this here posting from now on. As I do have a mind all my own and do know how to use it.

My Good God Cherokee. It seems you have drawn the attention of the one and only. The protagonist of of pertinate perspicuousness. The maurading mystery man who is as we speak targeting your spare change. Beware of this silver tongued harbaguer of democratic Ideology. Heed my warning and do not go near silver and we will again talk. god speed!

Why oh why oh why akaschic? Everyone (who has full use of their own mind) knows that silver foil is the only safe method of protecting yourself.

I must warn you to stop using those big fancy words. For my copy of the Concise Collins English Dictionary is just itching to bite you on the ass, and I don't think I can hold it back much longer.

Jack! Has your Concise Collins English Dictionary become animated with some devilish preternatural "life"?! You must confine this hellish thing within the bounds of the purest silver foil immediately to protect all humanity! Yes, you may lose your life in the struggle, but what is that compared to the horrifying prospect of this satanic Concise Collins English Dictionary going around biting innocent human beings in the ass!

Or was that just a metaphor?

I await further news anxiously.

Sangre y Libertad!

I sure wouldnt want to be a cow in this place..if its anything like SouthPark theyll (being the aliens) will start puting probes in unatural places aint that the truth Ray.

And we all know Ray talks from experience...hey Ray how you like your steak cooked rare, medium or cowgirl (nicely taned). lol

Wait just a min here Death-Wish, this here cowgirl is on the tough size I'm not sure if I would be very edible and as for tanned, I am pale as you can plainly see............so leave me outa the dinner lineup.

And here I said I wouldnt post in here anymore grrrrrrrrr.

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Wait just a min here Death-Wish, this here cowgirl is on the tough size I'm not sure if I would be very edible and as for tanned, I am pale as you can plainly see............so leave me outa the dinner lineup.

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Congratulations, Cherokee! You have taken the first dramatic steps in freeing yourself from the clutches of those who would enslave your mind. Resist! Resist the mindless drivel that would slowly, lull you into an hypnotic trance and lead you to ruin.

By the way...don't forget your silver foil cap. You can't be too careful when dealing with "them" and if you accessorize properly you'd be amazed at the stunning fashion statement you can make.

I remain the one, the only,
Ray

Hold it right there, Ray! You'll notice that Cheroke Cowgirl said

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Does this not alarm you? Prima facia evidence that this poor woman is losing control of her will, subsumed by the will of some "other" force, compelling her to post here against her will??!!

I salute you for your admonishment to her about the silver foil, but it may be too late, too late to save her, Ray. Beware. Don't let her drag you down with her.

Sangre y Libertad!

Well hello there, Miss Cheroke Cowgirl! I am just delighted to meet a lovely and sensible person like yourself. You can not imagine how my heart leapt with joy and pride when I saw you say

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Good for you, that's what I say! I'm glad to see you have both a mind of your own and a sense of fashion.

I notice your profile says you live n the South. The CoEA has many, many centers of Enlightenment in the South, and I'd be just delighted to meet with you at one of them and introduce you to the Universal Harmony that we all enjoy! We have centers in every major city and many large suburbs as well, so chances are Light is Right Around the Corner for you, young lady.

Your precense here is like a delightful breath of fresh air in a place where some folks have fille dit up with (should I say it? Yes I will!) alot of hot stuffy AIR! So there, Ray and Jack!

Chereoke Cowgirl, you cannot follow better advice than that of Akashic when he says to discard any notion of wearing a silver foil hat. It smushes your hair down and it's very hot in the summer, and also attracts lightning during electrical storms.

And speaking of lightning, I am struck (tee hee ) by your down-to-earth good sense. Won't you let me tell you more about the CoEA? I'd love to lead you down the same path I've gone.

Peace, Light, and Harmony....

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You must confine this hellish thing within the bounds of the purest silver foil immediately to protect all humanity!

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The fiend is contained in a box lined inside and out with silver foil. I have also added the extra precaution of surrounding the box with a circle of silver coins, such that the thing can't pass.

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That is making the assumption that akachic is human. That is something I want to be proven before I believe it.

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I'd love to lead you down the same path I've gone.

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What? Lead her to a state of mindnumbedglazedovereyescheesy smileness? RUn Cherokee! Do not be fooled by this JaneMoonWingDoveDoe entity.

By the way, how come this thread changed its name? How did it become atributed to me? I find that highly suspicious.

At last the most dangerouse alien agitaters comes clean. The threat of sic-ing a book on a fellow human is unthinkable. Shame on you for threatening a citerzen with such barbaric tratment Surely your are an agent provocotour. Shame-shame - shame you knave have you no morals?

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I made no such threat. I merely pointed out that I can hold it back for a certain amount of time. eventually it will overpower me, and then you will be in trouble.

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Shame on you for threatening a citerzen with such barbaric tratment

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Once again, I must stress that whether you are a citizen of the Planet Earth has yet to be confirmed.

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I made no such threat. I merely pointed out that I can hold it back for a certain amount of time. eventually it will overpower me, and then you will be in trouble.

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That you even own a book that is capable of punctering ones arse is proof of your unworldly origins. I am not fooled by your boyish looks and charm. I can see the writing on the wall and it says you sir are bad juju. It is plain as the stain on a fat mans shirt.

Anrora, Cherokee you must not listen to excursive rambler of maurandering mischief and his malcontent musings. Whoa be it to those who fall for this shaper of ceribration, molder of mentation, constructer of cognitation for that person is lost to the wilderness of blanderishment.

Now is the time for all of good conscience to join hands and repute *Ray and Jacks emporium of used under garments* {sometimes stained but always clean} who would cajole us with fiddle faddle. We must not allow their corporate rhetoric to infuse our thoughts and blind our spiritual way.

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hat you even own a book that is capable of punctering ones arse is proof of your unworldly origins. I am not fooled by your boyish looks and charm. I can see the writing on the wall and it says you sir are bad juju. It is plain as the stain on a fat mans shirt.

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Do you not think I may have aquired this being by capturing it and saving the Planet's populace while others just sat arund unwiling to protect themselves? For this is the true story of how this entity came into my ownership.

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Anrora, Cherokee you must not listen to excursive rambler of maurandering mischief and his malcontent musings. Whoa be it to those who fall for this shaper of ceribration, molder of mentation, constructer of cognitation for that person is lost to the wilderness of blanderishment.

Now is the time for all of good conscience to join hands and repute *Ray and Jacks emporium of used under garments* {sometimes stained but always clean} who would cajole us with fiddle faddle. We must not allow their corporate rhetoric to infuse our thoughts and blind our spiritual way.

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Say what now?

.........sitting quietly on the wayside observing.........

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You must not relax your gaurd for one minute as you have been targeted by *Ray and Jacks emporium of used under garments* {sometimes stained but always clean}

They plan to make you spokeswomen to lure in the western market.

akashic2, I have not let my guard down. Nor do I feel like I am being persuaded or targeted by Ray or Jack. And as for being a spokeswoman I don't think I am what they would have in mind.

So I will quietly sit and observe, guarded i might add. Thanks for your concern.

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