For the love of everything holy, how many times do myself and Ray have to say this? Tin foil will not work. You must use silver foil. Please heed our advice, we are trying to protect you from the unsavoury things that are trying to take over the planet

I find I must again reiterate to stay away from the silver foil. Once more *jack* a most ignoble alien agitater who has with his cohort *ray* conspired to corner the silver market. That is why they want you to wear siver foil so they may relieve you of it to add to their hord of ill gotten gains!

AKASHIC!! where you been? i thought you been abducted or somethiing! i was going to send out the Air Force to try find you! yes i have escaped the ones above PHEW! near escape ! lol got my ideas back again hehe hugs it was great to see you in chatroom the other day , do try to pop in sometime hugs anrora x

Do not try to fool me with your big words akaschic2, for I have armed myself with the Collins Concise Dictionary...

Myself and Ray are NOT (how many times ahve I said this) trying to corner the silver foil market. We are trying to save the human race from having thier brains washed by evil aliens with hidden agendas.

You sir are a knave.* I fart in you general dirction* whilst speaking in a most annoying pretentious french accent and using highly flamboyent gesters. I sneer the Sneer of contempt at you rapscallion. Pray our path's do not cross for in defence of my honour i would have to give you a right good thrashing. I spit on your collins concise dictonary and deficate in its pages. Be gone you varlet of a most ungodly knight!

where is everyone? now its too quiet!! help!! can someone answer me? hello? anyone out here? hello? helloooooooo??!!!!! hmmmm......... strange , i shall wait to see where everyone is , anrora

Shall I walk out and come back in?
Or just sit and stay let and let the paranoia kick in.

Welcome to the Message Forums, and welcome to the Paranoia files. My advice? Don't stay still for very long at a time, and always wear your silver foil cap.

thanks Jack I'll be sure to be outa here before the sun goes down.

Again with the silver foil! Cherokee_cowgirl you have entered a very dangerous room. Forces beyond us mere mortals are at work here. Please tread these waters carefully. Mostly beware those who would suggest you wear silver foil for they hide an agenda that is not in your best interest. I fear by engaging one of the co-conspiritors you have drawn attention to yourself. Beware this one who calls himself Jack. Behind his boyish good looks and affable personality there lies a bel esprit of sinister pose. However as long as you do not wear silver foil they can not endanger you. Just say no to silver foil!