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#277478 - 08/02/08 09:22 PM
Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy!
[Re: Anonymous]
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Registered: 04/12/05
Loc: Trust no one but me
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You alien(censored)are laughable, etc. Unfortunately, or fortunately, either way you look at it...depends...there are no longer any aliens here in the Paranoia Files of Fool Moon...but...but that may not always be the case. You see what I'm saying here, Anonie? Aliens, like most other non-parasitic highly developed life forms can reproduce. That means they can have little baby aliens that grow up to be big mean slimey womanizing pickle-weilding silver-hating grownup aliens. Ha! And and It just so happens that I am more than a little familiar with the alien population on this planet, and I am also in the know when it comes to where most of the silver and rock salt is stashed. So there, Mr. Anonymous person! Just because some old lady from Vermont got off a couple of lucky shots with her Glock .40 doesn't mean that was the end of paranoid alien life on the internet and elsewhere. Hell no! Of course you and Mel Gibson and Helice and Hyman Hayden and all the other do-gooders in here can run up to Wy-oming and hold some fancy pants meeting with those uppity CoEA cult people and hug each other and sit around the campfire late at night singing Kumbaya and Darlin' Clementine, but hey...aliens are here to stay silver or no silver, so just get over your silver tantrum and start looking for lots and lots of aliens. Trust me on that one.
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#277507 - 08/03/08 12:42 PM
Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy!
[Re: WakeHolden]
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Oh, I know that aliens are here to stay. You imbeciles can have this place, I don't care. Me and the rest who know that this world is fundamentally evil will go back home. It's just a matter of time for the rules to break down enough so that we can return home. The god you answer to is a fake impostor. The real god needs no servants, hierarchy, or survival.
Most aliens indeed are parasites. Just look at history and how aliens have been using human beings as pawns in alien wars. You pretend to be so innocent, yet you know who you really are...
Of course, silver or no silver, you're not going away. Silver can perhaps help protect those who do not want to be manipulated by you in the meantime.
So go ahead, infest this planet with your parasitic slime. You will find that the source will be cut off from this realm, and all who have given their will to the false god of this false realm who routinely commit atrocities will be no more.
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#277587 - 08/04/08 09:30 AM
Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy!
[Re: Anonymous]
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Registered: 07/13/03
Loc: Alive and well in Tutwiler
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Sooooooo, this is your game, eh, Mr. bigshot Anonymous? Well, guess what, Einstein. I am NOT dead like everyone has been claiming. I am ALIVE because? Because aliens cannot I repeat cannot be killed by bullets, even when they are fired from powerful Glock .40 handguns weilded by grumpy old fleabag women from Vermont! Ha! So there!
Yes, I was wounded, but not seriously, and have been recuperating in my lair. My harem of saucy yet firmly built mall-walking maxed out female humanoid she-hussies have been nursing me back to health and obeying my every command. Oh and did I mention they have also been very submissive to my every whim? Naturally I have taken advantage of their weaknesses and used and exploited them to my own selfish alien advantage. Mu ha ha ha ha ha!
You are correct when you say aliens are here to stay. Damn right we are. After all, it was aliens who gave humans the internet, and by rights it still belongs to us, and not only that, we also are responsible for reality TV programs, talk radio, Fox news, blue M&M's, MK-Ultra cigarettes, toe jam, ingrown toenails, warts, flight delays, and alien abductions...to name a few of our major contributions to your sick society.
But the jewel in the crown of all alien contributions is the First Law of Non-Returnability, which plainly states that humans are never ever ever allowed to exit the horribly evil and sick society created for them by aliens and return to their original happy homeland in the far corner of the universe.
That's right, Anonymous, that includes you. You and aaalllllllllllllllllllllll the rest of the miserably unhappy human beings on earth must live out the rest of your pathetic lives stranded here on planet earth which of course is controlled by us from our secret underground base located deep in the heart of the evil mosquito and snake-infested slime swamps of Tutwiler, Mississippi. Have a nice day, Anonymous...you are stuck here until we decide otherwise, and no amount of silver threats and whining about leaving will help you. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha.....aha!
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