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#257518 - 02/14/08 10:20 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! *** [Re: jackdiddley]
Alien_Moonboy Offline
little green geek

Registered: 06/12/04
Loc: Back home in Paranoia
Do you goofy goobs in PAPP actually believe some dumb silver foil hat will protect you from highly invasive alien mindwaves? I mean really? You're kidding, right? Back on my home planet we had silver jawbreakers and silver lollipops and silver ice cream cones. Heck we love the stuff. Say, does anyone have any silverware on their person? I'm like having a major silver craving right now. Can I lick your silver soup ladle or something? Mu ha ha ha ha ha .

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#260174 - 03/02/08 01:47 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: jackdiddley]
WakeHolden Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Loc: Trust no one but me
Neither silver foil hats or rock salt will protect you from Reptilians or Reptoids. If you have cockroaches, you are in real danger of being invaded and molested by these reprehensible Reptilian creatures. Yes, they like big fat juicy English cockroaches too...they sautee' these with mushy peas, mushrooms, and sweet onions.

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#276802 - 07/27/08 10:29 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: jackdiddley]
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Loc: Trust no one but me
Will silver foil hats protect one's brain against demon possessed cats?

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#277274 - 07/31/08 07:52 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: WakeHolden]
Anonymous
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You stupid Annunaki pieces of will all die... I'm going to fracture this reality and free all who want to go back home... all parasites will die... all you function on is your lust. How pathetic you are. Your time is coming. No one shall escape their actions... no one. Silver helps, but it's also important to have a strong will. Jack, if you're still there, don't let them break your will.

You alien are laughable. You are a laughing stock to the real god outside this pseudo-reality dodecahedron. Say good-bye... it's over for you. You won't start civilization over again, the virtual reality is fracturing. Best to make it easy on yourselves and just kill yourselves now.


Edited by Ray (07/31/08 09:58 PM)
Edit Reason: Gosh! We attract some of the classiest people!

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#277357 - 08/01/08 12:13 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: Anonymous]
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Oh, and by the way, for those agents of darkness who are trying to debunk silver... why even say it doesn't work, if it really can't hurt you? Why even bother make fun of it, if it's of no consequence to you? You would be promoting it because it's just another meaningless distraction for these mere humans, right? But clearly, you spend your time trying to debunk it. Surely you wouldn't waste your time trying to debunk silver unless it has properties that repel you.

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#277478 - 08/02/08 09:22 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: Anonymous]
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Quote:
You alien(censored)are laughable, etc.


Unfortunately, or fortunately, either way you look at it...depends...there are no longer any aliens here in the Paranoia Files of Fool Moon...but...but that may not always be the case. You see what I'm saying here, Anonie? Aliens, like most other non-parasitic highly developed life forms can reproduce. That means they can have little baby aliens that grow up to be big mean slimey womanizing pickle-weilding silver-hating grownup aliens. Ha!

And and It just so happens that I am more than a little familiar with the alien population on this planet, and I am also in the know when it comes to where most of the silver and rock salt is stashed. So there, Mr. Anonymous person! Just because some old lady from Vermont got off a couple of lucky shots with her Glock .40 doesn't mean that was the end of paranoid alien life on the internet and elsewhere. Hell no!

Of course you and Mel Gibson and Helice and Hyman Hayden and all the other do-gooders in here can run up to Wy-oming and hold some fancy pants meeting with those uppity CoEA cult people and hug each other and sit around the campfire late at night singing Kumbaya and Darlin' Clementine, but hey...aliens are here to stay silver or no silver, so just get over your silver tantrum and start looking for lots and lots of aliens. Trust me on that one.

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#277507 - 08/03/08 12:42 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: WakeHolden]
Anonymous
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Oh, I know that aliens are here to stay. You imbeciles can have this place, I don't care. Me and the rest who know that this world is fundamentally evil will go back home. It's just a matter of time for the rules to break down enough so that we can return home. The god you answer to is a fake impostor. The real god needs no servants, hierarchy, or survival.

Most aliens indeed are parasites. Just look at history and how aliens have been using human beings as pawns in alien wars. You pretend to be so innocent, yet you know who you really are...

Of course, silver or no silver, you're not going away. Silver can perhaps help protect those who do not want to be manipulated by you in the meantime.

So go ahead, infest this planet with your parasitic slime. You will find that the source will be cut off from this realm, and all who have given their will to the false god of this false realm who routinely commit atrocities will be no more.

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#277587 - 08/04/08 09:30 AM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: Anonymous]
jazmoora57ok Offline
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Registered: 07/13/03
Loc: Alive and well in Tutwiler
Sooooooo, this is your game, eh, Mr. bigshot Anonymous? Well, guess what, Einstein. I am NOT dead like everyone has been claiming. I am ALIVE because? Because aliens cannot I repeat cannot be killed by bullets, even when they are fired from powerful Glock .40 handguns weilded by grumpy old fleabag women from Vermont! Ha! So there!

Yes, I was wounded, but not seriously, and have been recuperating in my lair. My harem of saucy yet firmly built mall-walking maxed out female humanoid she-hussies have been nursing me back to health and obeying my every command. Oh and did I mention they have also been very submissive to my every whim? Naturally I have taken advantage of their weaknesses and used and exploited them to my own selfish alien advantage. Mu ha ha ha ha ha!

You are correct when you say aliens are here to stay. Damn right we are. After all, it was aliens who gave humans the internet, and by rights it still belongs to us, and not only that, we also are responsible for reality TV programs, talk radio, Fox news, blue M&M's, MK-Ultra cigarettes, toe jam, ingrown toenails, warts, flight delays, and alien abductions...to name a few of our major contributions to your sick society.

But the jewel in the crown of all alien contributions is the First Law of Non-Returnability, which plainly states that humans are never ever ever allowed to exit the horribly evil and sick society created for them by aliens and return to their original happy homeland in the far corner of the universe.

That's right, Anonymous, that includes you. You and aaalllllllllllllllllllllll the rest of the miserably unhappy human beings on earth must live out the rest of your pathetic lives stranded here on planet earth which of course is controlled by us from our secret underground base located deep in the heart of the evil mosquito and snake-infested slime swamps of Tutwiler, Mississippi. Have a nice day, Anonymous...you are stuck here until we decide otherwise, and no amount of silver threats and whining about leaving will help you. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha.....aha!

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#277648 - 08/04/08 11:39 PM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: jazmoora57ok]
Anonymous
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I wasn't asking if you are dead or not. I was talking about Jack.

Just out of curiosity, who is behind desteni productions?

Your overconfidence is hilarious. You actually think you can keep us imprisoned here eternally... hahahaha! You only need us because without us, you would die, because parasites need to feed off innocent life to thrive. How pathetic... and you would probably say that you don't need us puny humans... if that were the case, you wouldn't mind if we left now, would you? lol. So, so, pathetic.

Nothing you say or do makes a difference. Essentially, I'm talking to nothing when I talk to you.

Enjoy your 'paradise' while it lasts (not much longer).

lmao

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#277753 - 08/06/08 02:41 AM Re: Wear the silver foil, for the love of all that's holy! [Re: Anonymous]
Anonymous
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I Don't Care Anymore
Phil Collins

Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace
Drag my name all over the place.
I don't care anymore.
You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in
You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win.
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

I don't care what you say
I don't play the same games you play.

'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
And it seems to me there's a means to an end.
They don't care anymore.
And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
I don't care anymore I don't care no more

I don't care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway.

I won't be there anymore
Get out of my way
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

Well, I don't care now what you say
'Cos ev'ry day I'm feeling fine with myself
And I don't care now what you say
Hey I'll do alright by myself
'Cos I know.

'Cos I remember all the times I tried so hard
And you laughed in my face 'cos you held all the cards.
I don't care anymore.
And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
'Cos all I want of you is just a let me be.
I don't care anymore D'you hear? I don't care no more

I don't care what you say
I never did believe you much anyway.

I won't be there no more
So get out of my way.
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don't care anymore
D'you hear? I don't care anymore
I don't care no more
You listening? I don't care no more
No more!

You know I don't care no more!

No more, no no more
No more, no no more
No more, no no more
No more, no no more

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