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#9937 - 10/26/02 10:51 AM
No more silver foil!
[Re: cherokee_cowgirl]
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Registered: 10/02/02
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Well hello there, Miss Cheroke Cowgirl!  I am just delighted to meet a lovely and sensible person like yourself. You can not imagine how my heart leapt with joy and pride when I saw you say Quote :
Ok everyone no silver foil for me, I dont look good it anyhow.........
Good for you, that's what I say! I'm glad to see you have both a mind of your own and a sense of fashion. 
I notice your profile says you live n the South. The CoEA has many, many centers of Enlightenment in the South, and I'd be just delighted to meet with you at one of them and introduce you to the Universal Harmony that we all enjoy! We have centers in every major city and many large suburbs as well, so chances are Light is Right Around the Corner for you, young lady. 
Your precense here is like a delightful breath of fresh air in a place where some folks have fille dit up with (should I say it? Yes I will!) alot of hot stuffy AIR! So there, Ray and Jack!
Chereoke Cowgirl, you cannot follow better advice than that of Akashic when he says to discard any notion of wearing a silver foil hat. It smushes your hair down and it's very hot in the summer, and also attracts lightning during electrical storms.
And speaking of lightning, I am struck (tee hee ) by your down-to-earth good sense. Won't you let me tell you more about the CoEA? I'd love to lead you down the same path I've gone. 
Peace, Light, and Harmony....
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#9938 - 10/26/02 12:28 PM
Re: Animated dicitonaries from Hell
[Re: Helice]
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Registered: 02/26/02
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You must confine this hellish thing within the bounds of the purest silver foil immediately to protect all humanity!
The fiend is contained in a box lined inside and out with silver foil. I have also added the extra precaution of surrounding the box with a circle of silver coins, such that the thing can't pass.
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but what is that compared to the horrifying prospect of this satanic Concise Collins English Dictionary going around biting innocent human beings in the ass!
That is making the assumption that akachic is human. That is something I want to be proven before I believe it.
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#9939 - 10/26/02 12:31 PM
Re: No more silver foil!
[Re: MoonWing_Dove]
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Registered: 02/26/02
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I'd love to lead you down the same path I've gone.
What? Lead her to a state of mindnumbedglazedovereyescheesy smileness? RUn Cherokee! Do not be fooled by this JaneMoonWingDoveDoe entity.
By the way, how come this thread changed its name? How did it become atributed to me? I find that highly suspicious.
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#9941 - 10/26/02 08:00 PM
Re: I get spooked here!
[Re: akashic2]
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The threat of sic-ing a book on a fellow human is unthinkable.
I made no such threat. I merely pointed out that I can hold it back for a certain amount of time. eventually it will overpower me, and then you will be in trouble.
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Shame on you for threatening a citerzen with such barbaric tratment
Once again, I must stress that whether you are a citizen of the Planet Earth has yet to be confirmed.
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#9943 - 10/27/02 04:46 PM
Re: I get spooked here!
[Re: akashic2]
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hat you even own a book that is capable of punctering ones arse is proof of your unworldly origins. I am not fooled by your boyish looks and charm. I can see the writing on the wall and it says you sir are bad juju. It is plain as the stain on a fat mans shirt.
Do you not think I may have aquired this being by capturing it and saving the Planet's populace while others just sat arund unwiling to protect themselves? For this is the true story of how this entity came into my ownership.
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Anrora, Cherokee you must not listen to excursive rambler of maurandering mischief and his malcontent musings. Whoa be it to those who fall for this shaper of ceribration, molder of mentation, constructer of cognitation for that person is lost to the wilderness of blanderishment.
Now is the time for all of good conscience to join hands and repute *Ray and Jacks emporium of used under garments* {sometimes stained but always clean} who would cajole us with fiddle faddle. We must not allow their corporate rhetoric to infuse our thoughts and blind our spiritual way.
Say what now?
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