I believe that the spirit of Elvis is living inside my body, and I am on a daily basis able to channel that spirit and know what Elvis is thinking and doing. Not only that, when I am fully possessed with the Elvis entity, I actually am able to sing like him. Recently I purchased a new Martin D-35 electric acoustic guitar and have been making recordings of myself when I am channeling the Elvis spirit. I can truthfully say I sound exactly like The King because the King is in me and I am his earth pathway into the present realm.

Obviously this has alarmed some of the staff here at Psych Ward 3-B, and they have tried to take certain measures to prevent the Elvis entity from transforming me into him, but thus far none of their schemings have been successful, nor will they be if I have anything to say about it. Oops..gotta run.

I am not allowed to use the staff computers to post things on Fool Moon or anywhere else, but I know all the passwords and I know how to hack into their system in spite of their silly firewalls and security nets. After all, I am Elvis at least part of the time. You should hear me sing and play "Don't Be cruel" and "Blue Suede Shoes."

Elvis impersonators have been reported missing in several states. Police are baffled, and have no idea what happened to these individuals. They simply vanished with no trace. The FBI has begun an official investigation in to the matter. If you have any information concerning the missing EI's, please post it here or contact your local police or FBI office.

The IAEI (International Association of Elvis Impersonators)is pleased to announce that we will soon be moving into our new modern headquarters building located in downtown Trelona, Wyoming. We welcome all visitors to the site. It is not a well known fact that for a very brief time in 1952, a very young and impressionable Elvis once called Trelona his home. A much-used vintage 1941 D-18 Martin guitar that once belonged to Elvis is currently being displayed behind security glass in our lobby along with photographs of the rock star's mother.

Please be advised that the IAEI is not affiliated with the CoEA (Church of Enlightened Assumption) which is also headquartered in Trelona. Neither the International Union of Elvis Impersonators nor any of its affiliates condones violence against aliens benign or otherwise, nor are we affiliated in any capacity with the Laufenberg Foundation or the MK-Ultra Tobacco Company.

Hi, Edgar. I really miss Elvis. He was one of a kind alright. I went to see a few Elvis impersonators when I was living in Las Vegas. It's just not the same as the real thing. What happened to all the Elvis impersonator pics? Tight polyester suits too much for the elderly or what?

Elvis quotes:

1. Just because you look good don't mean you feel good.

2. Folks always look good in their coffins.

3. My songs are a way of caressing people with my voice.

4. People who read sex into my music have dirty minds.

5. The world is more alive at night. It's like God ain't looking.

6. Ain't nowhere else in the world where you can go from driving a truck to driving a Cadillac overnight.