He'll be there? For sure? I can count on that?

He's never made his location public before. This all sounds very suspicios to me. Hardly on the up-and-up.

It's... free?

I think your suspicions are quite justified, Helice. Like you, I can't recall Hyman Hayden being so casual in publicly announcing his comings and goings. Hell. It's hard enough for PAPP insiders to know where he is at any given moment.

And you know of my general distrust of Hannelore Laufenberg. This "contact me" nonsense from her sounds more like a shabby attempt to uncover identities of PAPP agents and associates, for what nefarious purpose I can't begin to fathom, yet.

Be careful. Be very careful. Trust no one.

I remain the one, the only,
Ray

Thank you to all of the PAPP members who have been emailing me about the July 4th celebration at Church of the Enlightened Assumption grounds in Wyoming.

Your invitations and special coded card are being sent to you by private messenger. Please keep these in a safe place.

Space is filling up fast, if you have not made your reservation now is the time to do so. If you have a camper or rv let us know as we can accommodate you upon our spacious grounds.

Mr. Hyman Hayden says he has cleared his schedule and unless there is some emergency which requires his services, he promises to attend this festive event.

We hope to see you there from July 3-6. And remember it is all free, including lodging, food, and MK Ultra cigarettes.

Hannelore Laufenberg
Laufengerg und Associates
New York - San Fransisco - Kaiserslautern

I wish you weren't giving away cigarettes, but it sounds like fun.

Can I get an invitation?

Cordially,

Mel

No, Mr. Gibson, you must be a member of PAPP to attend this celebration.

Hannelore Laufenberg
Laufenberg und Associates
New York - San Fransisco - Kaiserslautern

I was being facetious, you cow!

I wouldn't get within 200 miles of where you are.

Mel

Hey! Hey! Hey! You should mind your manners Mr. Big Time Movie Star. That is not how a gentleman talks to a lady. We can disagree without being insulting.

But, then again, this is not the first time your loose lips have gotten you into trouble, is it?

Mr. Gibson, first, let me say that I admire you very much and have long been a fan of your work for many years. As a former member of the CoEA (Church of Enlightened Assumption) I can only say that if I were in charge of things, you would be more than welcome to attend the event here in Wyoming where I currently reside. My home here is always open to strangers, but on a strictly spiritual level I feel we are soulmates seperated in another life perhaps?

Btw, your movies have always stimulated me both on a conscious and an unconscious level and after each cinematic viewing experience, copious amounts of hormones have sprung into action and inhanced my sexual enegy to new and more demanding levels. Your work seems to reawaken and palpate my innermost chakra juices, which as you might imagine is a welcome relief after years of inactivity. I Thank you. Btw, do you believe there is such a thing as a cosmic orgasm?

I hasten to add that I am no longer affiliated with the CoEA, and for good reason. You see, the CoEA is not the beacon of enlightenment and spiritual maturation it once was back when it was founded by our illustrious leader, MoonWingDove. Heavens no, in recent years all sorts of opportunists have migrated to the once peaceful and beautiful Wyoming landscape, including all sorts of UFO fanatics and alien basher types. Did I mention that I was once intimate with what I thought was an alien, but as it turned out it was a mere hologram? Still I felt used like some flesh and blood tuning fork.

My advice to you is to steer clear of the CoEA. One never knows why certain undesirables have suddenly begun flocking to its shores. Birds of a feather, etc. Ciao.

Hey, Mel! It's me, Wilbur Hackworth. Remember? Look, Mel, ole buddy, I don't want to sound like a broken record or anything, but I still ain't got the check for renting yaw'll all then donkeys you guys used in that crucifix movie a year or so back. Hells bells, Mel, a man's gotta make a living you know. C'mon buddy-roe, get on the stick and get that donkey check in the mail, and then we won't have to go through all the unpleasantness of a lawsuit. Whaddaya say. Are we still buds or what?

Oh PU-lease, Ms Laufenberg, spare us the details of your little so-called CoEA neo-assumptive Wyoming retreat. Are we to believe the CoEA is actually opening its doors to UFO kooks and professional alien chasers? HE-llo, Hannelore, this is Dr. Laura, not Goldilocks or Little Red Ridinghood. MK-Ultra cigs have been off the market for ages already. Get a life and a proper editor.