Not only does Walmart own the CoEA (Church of Enlightened Assumption) but this MoonWingDove woman works in their marketing department, and please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe her specialty is New Age publications and products.

Oh and, unless I'm badly mistaken, I saw her recently at a Walmart stockholder's meeting up in Bentonville. She gave a big whopping 30 minute sales speech. She's like their in-house motivational guru person or something. I mean, she was still wearing the same polka dot dress. Go figure.

I wouldn't be surprised if the government came to help these people.

I heard that there was a plan in place to rescue the people in the CoEA, like what happened in Waco with the Branch Davidians, but it was scrapped by the Bush White House because they did not want a repeat of Waco. I'm not so sure a Waco style assault would go over in Wyoming. Wyomingites are a different breed from Texans. I say let them be. Who can they hurt but themselves? Assuming of course they're still up there and are still taking people in. I'm told this charismatic MoonWingDove woman is no David Koresch, but she does play the electric guitar, a 1967 Gibson Les Paul sunburst top if I'm not mistaken. Damn! Some people have all the luck.

I have been lucky enough to pay a visit to the COEA headquarters and campus, and I must say they are wonderful people, living in harmony on beautiful grounds, raising beautiful, intelligent well behaved children.

Although I was skeptical at first, a few meetings with these good souls convinced me that they are indeed on a path to both earthly and spiritual paradise.

Does it sound like it is too good to be true? I thought so too. But my friends, I urge you to look. Don't take my word for it. See for yourself.

Throw away your silver foil and join me in the new revolution, for peace, love and harmony.

H.H.

I am being delighted to return to Fool Moon after such a long absence as this.

I am pleased to now been representing the Church of the Enlightened Assumption on behalf of my firm Laufenberg und Associates, based in New York City, San Fransisco, and Kaiserslautern, Germany.

I have been hopeful to have a long lasting relationship with them, and if anyone has any questions about the CoEA be pleased to ask and I shall do my best to answer.

Hannelore Laufenberg
Laufenberg Associates

Many of the posters and viewers here in the P-Files may remember a few months back when there was an unsuccessful attempt on the part of someone to chronicle the brief history of FoolMoon. My modest contribution to that short-lived effort was the significant part played by Hannelore Laufenberg in the FM story.

You may also recall that my main source of information in this matter at the time was a document which came into my possession from sources I cannot divulge, and that document was in fact none other than the personal memoirs of Ms Laufenberg. Unfortunately this memoir was stolen from my residence by persons unknown, but thanks to my rather excellent and near photographic memory, I am able to recall each entry right down to the correct page and paragraph number. In none of the numerous entries is there ever any mention of the firm Laufenberg and Associates based in NYC, San Francisco, and Kaiserslautern.

However there is an entry in section IV, pages 137-147 of the HL memoir document which describes in great detail a number of imposters (six to be exact)who at one time or the other pretented to be Hannelore for nefarious reasons, not the least of which was to gain access to the inner sanctum of the Laufenberg Foundation. Fortunately none of the imposters were successful, and most were rounded up and imprisoned, all but one that is.

The real identity of this woman was never determined, but on the day she was discovered and exposed, she did make three phone calls to a male contact in Kaiserslautern, Germany. A record of this event was in the form of an official letter from the ISD (Internal Security Division) at the German Embassy.

As for Hannelore being associated with the CoEA (Church of Enlightened Assumption) no such association was mentioned in the memoir. Although Hannelore was aware of the CoEA's existence, and may have made some token financial contribution to the CoEA, I seriously doubt she would offer her services as chief council for such a fringe New Age group. I mean, I just can't see Hannelore rubbing elbows with this MoonWingDove woman...an old threadbare polka dotted dress, a worn out pair of size 9 medium black heels, and all that rigamarole about tranquility, peace, light, and what was it...assumption? The real mistake here would be to erroneously *assume* this person is the real HL.

As you well know, I have for reference not only Mr. Hyman Hayden and Mr. Woodvine, but Mr. Mel Gibson as well.

There should be no doubting of who I say I am, as I am the genuine article.

Further more I am asking from you nothing but merely making this announcement that I and my firm are representating the CoEA.

Those who pretended to be me have never spent six months in jail as I have for innocent trumped up charge, and my attorneys are still working on discovering the truth. The document mentioned as my memoir is a forgery which has been stated by the German court and the language in it is not so good as a real German would write.

If Mr. Gibson or Mr. Hayden or Mr. Woodvine would like to vouch for me they may do so but are under no obligation, as I know the truth and will speak it.

Hannelore Laufenberg
Laufenberg und Associates
New York - San Fransisco - Kaiserslautern

As many of you know, I have not posted here for some time, however I feel it incumbent upon me to speak now.

I don't know if the Hannelore Laufenberg who is writing here is the same person who was my press assistant some years ago. If she is, I can assure you she is a scoundrel and a liar.

Thanks once again to Helice and Dax for this website.

Mel


Be sure to see Edge of Darkness coming in 2009. and Under and Alone in 2010.

Oh my! Hann...Hannelore. It IS you! I cannot tell you how, well, how pleased and surprised I am to see you here. Perhaps we could, maybe get together sometime for a cup of coffee? Or maybe even a drink. Yeah. That would be good. A drink to discuss, uh, mutual interests. You think?

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SP00K! Where the hell have been? No wait. Don't tell me. I don't want to hear any more stories about your extensive travels "around the Continent" on "official super secret PAPP business." Hah! I'm not surprised to see you pop in here sniffing around the moment a certain Teutonic-accented woman of mystery (Hah! "mystery" my ass) shows up. And I mean "sniffing" as in the "Bambi-in-Rut" sense of the word.

And what's with this school-boy, toe-digging-in-the-dirt routine? Come on! You're a grown man and experienced P.A.P.P. agent. Start acting like it. We have work to do.

I remain the one, the only,
Ray