Here we go! Today is Feb 21, 2012. As you know, the world is scheduled to end on Dec 21, 2012 (if you are a Mayan).

Let's see how accurately these ancient Mexican and Central American folk predicted the end of the world.

Ten Months to go and counting.

I'll be posting some suggestions about how to spend our final days on earth, feel free to present your own ideas.

The first thing I'm doing is buying all kinds of stuff that advertises "No Payments Until 2013!

Meanwhile, who will be elected President but will not be able to take the oath of office due to a lack of living human beings? I say Obama will win.

That would seal the deal.

Newt is fueling his campaign with $2.50 a gallon gas.

Is he open this late? I could use a tankful.

For, $2.50 a gallon for gasoline! What a bargain. Multiply that by two hundred thousand and you've got the amount of Gingrich's revolving credit account at Tiffany's.

Why a revolving account? It takes a long time to do a complete orbit around his lardy ass.

Of course it's all going to end... December is when I get my truck paid off.

Stop making payments in July. By the time they get to the point where they can actually do anything to you, neither hey nor you will be here.