So this dude goes to the ‘Heart Attack Grill’, eats a 'Triple Bypass Burger' and has a real damn heart attack. Patrons thought it was a joke. Lucky for this guy, the staff took it serious and called 911. He lived.

The ironic thing about this? It's not ironic at all.

I can beat that experience. I once ate at Applebee's and survived.

On my way to Applebee's. Wish me luck! If I drink enough alcohol, will I be OK?

No, there is no such thing as "ok" at Applebee's. It is without a doubt the worst chain I've ever eaten at. It almost seems like they go the extra mile to make sure the food is horrible.

The only thing lots of alcohol will do for you at Applebee's is make you get rid of the food faster.

The only use I have for Applebee's is to take people I don't like there and say "I eat here all the time." after which I never see them again.

We have been there twice, maybe my body was telling me not to
go there again ?
Since that was over a year ago !

Hm..haven't heard from MJ since her trip to Applebee's. Hope she's okay!