The security coming into the US makes me feel like a criminal, and now there will be free electronic strip searches.
"Free" strip searches? You mean that we don't have to pay for it? Gosh that's awfully nice of them!
... Perhaps they can sell the Airport Experience to some kinky Germans who like that kind of thing.
There are kinky people in all countries but I have to say that Germans are the kinkiest of them all!

See, you simply cannot spend more, and bring in less.
No? What strange economics you have in the U.S. Money grows on trees in Europe, plus a few of our deciduous shrubs of course.
