I only wish that I was talking about my daughter-in-law. I'm talking about my own lily white Irish daughter who gave birth to a bi-racial little girl, and believe me I tried slapping the white outta her. Didn't do a bit of good, other than make mee feel better for a while.

Of course I wouldn't mind slapping the DIL either, but I don't want to "slap" the mexican outta her.