I don't act any different tanked up on one booze or the other. Really, the only difference between drunk me and sober me is volume and coordination. OK, and I'm a little more outrageous drunk. Like a 7 or 8 instead of a 5.

Now, if, on rare occurrence, I get so drunk I don't know what I'm doing when I'm doing it, the kind of drunk where you wake up in different clothes in the back of a van, well, yeah, there's a reason I don't drink like that.

Amen. A Hungarian friend of mine gave me this bottle of vodka some years back that was soooo smooth and soooo...no other word for it...delicious, I went ahead and kept the bottle. I don't know where they got it, but it's called Black Death....wish I could find it.

Not planning on going anywhere anytime soon? I was introduced to "pink pantie droppers" a few years ago at a friend's house party. Get a pitcher, a can of frozen pink lemonade concentrate, and a fifth of Everclear. Empty fifth into pitcher along with concentrate. Top with ice and water. Stir vigorously. Pour into a plastic party cup and enjoy.