An open letter to whoever wrote this letter:

Dear Sympathy Seeking Letter Writer,

Your man (and woman) lost the election. Now get over it and get a life outside the internet blogosphere and the Fox News Channel. Flush that big bottle of Zolofts the shrink gave you down the toilet, start getting out of bed at 7 instead of 11 like you've been doing since January, and remember to call your boss again and tell him you won't be using the rest of those sick days you applied for and got because you threatened to file an EEOC complaint against him and his company.

Tell the hubby to go ahead and fire those Mexican illegals your kids hired to mow the lawn all summer. Then call up Glenn Beck and tell him you can't do any more interviews, and that the book deal is on hold on account of your boss won't give you any more time to be a folksy propagandist for a bunch of sore losers. Buy a new heavy duty exercise bike and start jogging again like you did before you took all those Zolofts and gained 80 pounds and got that spongy gout swelling in both your pudgy spiderveined pink ankles.

Oh, and please take that money under your mattress back to the bank, and move all that black powder and reloading equipment out of the spare bedroom and put it back in the basement where it was before you went off the deep end and started believing Obama is the antichrist.

Sincerely yours,

T.J. Wakeholden