"You know, there was an article in one of the publications the other day making fun of me for being Hillary's ambassador to rural America...[The columnist] said, 'Next thing you know, Bill Clinton will be taking Wal-Mart greeters to the polls. That's the kind of thing those people that aren't for us say. You know, they think we're dumber'n we are. I know, cuz I grew up in a place like this, and I figured out that people are just as smart here as anywhere else. But they ain't figured it out yet." -- Bill Clinton stumping for Hillary in North Carolina.

"The NRA is entitled to their advocacy. I don’t think they help the Republican Party at all, but I don’t think they should in any way play a major role in the Republican Party’s policy making." Sen John McCain on CNN, 5/12/00

Delaware Senator Joe Biden(THE MAN!) in response to Bush's Knesset speech.

"Foreign policy architects could benefit from studying Winnie the Pooh and Star Wars." -- Richard Danzig, former Navy secretary under President Clinton and Obama campaign foreign policy adviser.

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'" -- Senator Joe Biden

" Fort Mill (SC) Mayor Danny Funderburk says he was “just curious” when he forwarded a chain e-mail suggesting Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama is the biblical antichrist. “I was just curious if there was any validity to it,” Funderburk said in a telephone interview. “I was trying to get documentation if there was any scripture to back it up.”
--Stuart Watson in the Charlotte Observer

"We must in all seriousness ask if Barack Hussein Obama could be a Muslim terrorist sympathizer or a Marxist mole. His closest friends include Communists, domestic and Muslim terrorists, racists and convicted felons."
--Victoria Jackson, on her website

"McCain was 'in the middle of' the Keating Five case in the sense that he was exonerated. The lawyer for the Senate Ethics Committee wanted McCain removed from the investigation altogether, but, as The New York Times reported: 'Sen. McCain was the only Republican embroiled in the affair, and Democrats on the panel would not release him.' So John McCain has been held hostage by both the Viet Cong and the Democrats." -- Ann Coulter, on her website.

"How about Sarah Palin last night? Viva la barracuda!" --John McCain

"Our opponent ... is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country." She also said, "This is not a man who sees America as you see America and as I see America." -- Sarah Palin