Aiiiiiiieeeeeee caramba! You are one more hot tamale little MoonWingsita Dove. Why don' you come over later to-night and have some fun weeth me? Why you hang out weeth thees bunch of holy-roly-polies church peoples anyhows? I am part chupaCABRA, and the ChupaCABRAS they know what the sexy gringo wimmens like, no? Come on, baby. Be nice to Eddie.

Hey Mel. Whats happening, Amigo? Me and Juanita Sanchez we go to see that "Apocalypto" flick, man. Damn! Those Mayans were some really screwed up dudes. Why you messin around weeth these frickin alien church peoples, man? Are you trying to hit on this Laufenberg lady or what?

Wow. The guy writes with a Mexican accent.

Hello Mr. Chalupa,

I'm pleased that you enjoyed Apocalypto.

I can assure you that hitting on Ms. Laufenberg is the farthest thing from my mind -- and hers.

All the best,

Mel

Helice, you said you'd report back.

What's the story?

Any pix of the July 4th party?

How's my friend Hyman Hayden?

Well?