If anyone has photographs of a real Chupacabra, please feel free to post it here. Please do not post Chupacabra drawings or illustrations. Also post the location where the photo was taken if you know. If you have had a personal encounter with a Chupa (or chupas), you may want to tell someone about it, someone who will listen and take your story serious...well, maybe. Depends.

Alejandro just called me on his cell phone from somewhere in Mexico. He sounded somehwat disoriented (and maybe a little intoxicated)and I could barely make out that he was in some remote area checking out another chupacabra report. As soon as I hear from him again, I'll post what he discovered. He says to tell you (Seawitch) that he understands why you don't believe in chupas, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Chupacabras only exist in the minds of those who are so blown out of their minds from smoking the weed..
its a vile world out there with the weed...
so tell Alejandro to beware of those fields where a certain weed gorws and by simply wlking through them can reach the nostrils and places in the brain no other man can reach...
beware of the WEED!! i tell you BEWARE!!

Seawitch, I can tell that you are heavily influenced by the evil mass media where you live. Not everyone is a pot smoking fiend like you have been led to believe by those rightwing radio talk show hosts and the people on Fox network. Only a handful of people in Northern California and a few old hippie chicken farmer guitar players in Jasper, Arkansas smoke pot. The rest of America is pretty much pot free these days.

Obviously you are in denial about chupacabras. I take that to mean you have had an encounter with a chupa or chupas at some time during the past, probably when you were younger and more aware of your surroundings. If you'd like I can hypnotize you online and bring out all those repressed memories of your chupa nightmare, but I warn you it will not be pretty, and well, there's the privacy thing to consider. Maybe you could PM me and I could hypnotize you with a series of hypno-PM's. It's the latest in online psycho-therapy.

wakeholden ...

the weed is evil and your explanations sound silly, remember my advice!
the weed is evil!

Seawitch, you'll be excited to hear that Alejandro, our man in Mexico, recently took part in the capture of a live chupacabra in rural Chiapas, Mexico. He has already interviewed the thing for the Mexican TV Network, and is currently teaching it English so that it can use a computer.

Who knows, maybe it will eventually learn to sign in and join Fool Moon. I suppose even that would not convince someone as skeptical as you. We'll see. No doubt these persnickity FM admins. and moderators will ally themselves with the PAPP bullies and make all kinds of anti-chupacabra rules just like they tried to do with aliens.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gila_monster

This is my theory: The Bush cronies want to punish Mexico for sending in immigrants and for wanting free trade. So they inject gila monsters with rabies. And they say "You want trade? We'll show you trade. You send us immigrants, we'll send you chupacabras."

On second thought, can reptiles get rabies?

You raise some intriguining questions.

I suggest that an investigation be mounted!