If you've seen the movie, "Mexican Werewolf" you are familiar with the strange creatures which have been terrorizing latino countries for decades. These creatures called Chupacabras or "Chupas" for short, are 3-4 feet tall reptilians with leathery green or greyish skin and with sharp spines or quills growing out of their backs. Witnesses claim Chupas can hop like a kangaroo, and have irridescent red eyes which glow at night. They usually do not have a tail, but do have a foked reptilian tongue similar to a snake.

Chupas were first spotted in Puerto Rico, and were said to have been responsible for the deaths of dozens of goats and sheep. The animals were found with all their blood drained and with round teethlike or fang marks near the heart area. One attack in Caguas, P.R. was especially scary as the creature entered a little girl's bedroom and assaulted her favorite teddy bear. Fortunately, the child was not home that night.

A large Chupa was spotted near Perth, Australia close to the Yanchep National Park, and residents of Hesperia, California have reported an increase in Chupacabra activity in their area. Mexican farmers have even formed armed Chupacabra vigilante groups to patrol their farms and watch over livestock late at night. One such group surprised a Chupa in the process of sucking a goat's blood and attacked it with machetes and shotguns, but the wounded Chupa escaped leaving behind four dead goats and 17 dead chickens.

Chupacabras are real. When I was living in a small village in Mexico back in the 70's when they attacked goats and sheep at night all the time. Farmers were too afraid to do anything like go to the Rurales (Mexican Fed. Police) because generally the Rurales were feared more than the Chupacabras. One village hired a Mexican witch to put a spell on the Chupa, but it didn't work, and a week or so later the witch was found half eaten near some old Indian ruins in the desert. Chupas are bad news. They play with rattlesnakes during the day and drink rancid cactus juice. They have fleas and body lice and mange too.

You bet your sweet keester chupas are real. Last summer one killed three of my prize jackasses before I was able to drive down to Juarez and bring in a Mexican curandera wizard woman to put a demon hex on the thing and scare it off.

I live in South Texas on a 1600 acre jackass ranch. That's a lot of territory to keep tabs on even when you riding hard every day fixing fences and checking all the watering holes and feed bins.

One night me and two of my Mexican ranch hands were working late when we heard the most God-awful animal noises. We loaded up the truck and drove over the hill, and then we saw the thing all covered in jackass blood. It was horrible. The poor jack never had a chance. I got off two shots with my Winchester, but missed. They real alright. The only good thing to come out of all this was that I ended up marrying the Mexican wizard woman. Now I have a good wife and no chupa problems.

In the 1990's there were dozens of stories aired on Mexican TV about chupacabras. It put such a scare into some of the Mexican farmers they went out and entered bat caves looking for chupas and killed thousands of bats which were the main pollinators of the cactus used in making tequila.

In Puerto Rico the U.S. Government has secret labs in places like El Yunque. It is rumored by the locals that one of these labs was doing genetic engineering and cross-breeding involving exotic animals, and late one night during a violent storm some of these test animals escaped. These same labs also were used to test Agent Orange that ended up being used in Vietnam.

I just received several new reliable reports about Chupacabra attacks being on the rise in central Mexico. I will post these as soon as all the pertinent data has been collected and reviewed by our ethnically diverse Chupacabra investigative team.

Meanwhile, please be advised that as of noon today we are under a Chupacabra YELLOW ALERT This means bring all pets inside, lock your doors, and tune your battery-powered Chupa Radio to 66.6 on the dial and wait for further instructions from Chupacabra Central.

And I thought Jackass Acres was in AZ on I-17 between Phoenix and Sedona!

does anyone know the meaning of chupacabras?

I'll bet if a person had access to the Internet they could probably google it in 10 seconds. I'll bet dictionary.com might even be helpful.

I think chupacabra means goatsucker in Spanish, after the nightjars...like whipoorwills, chuck-wills-widow, and Common Nighthawk. There is a long-standing belief that nighthawks will fly down into a herd of goats at night and suck the milk from their udders. This eventually morphed into chupacabra stories. Birds became lizardlike creatures which prefer blood over milk. Chupas are real. Trust me. Photo of a Pauraque.

There you go, Seawitch. You see what can be done with a proper search engine. So go, ye, and do likewise.

Yep, it means goatsucker. I know because I saw a really stupid SciFi movie a couple of days ago that had one loose on a cruise ship. And we all know that movies are reality, Right?

You mean "Chupacabra: Dark Seas" aka "Chupacabra Terror"? Directed by John Shepphird and starring John Rhys Davies, Giancarlo Esposito, Dylan Neal and Mark Viniello as the Chupacabra?

Dr. Pena, the local cryptozoologist captures a killer Chupa and ships it on a cruise ship, and some thugs release it on board, then it's up to a U.S. Marshal and the captain's martial arts daughter to stop the creature, only they end up calling in a Navy Seal Team.

It's ok for a non-serious B sci-fi movie, but in reality, it's impossible to capture a Chupa. It simply cannot be done. They are too wily and clever, not to mention they are fast as lightning. No one has even photographed one, in spite of using all the latest hi-tech infrared wildlife camera gizmos.

Most people tend to dismiss them as legends created by overactive imaginations or ignorant rural people, but they are real. A guy I know who is from Puerto Rico saw one late one night, and he does not drink or do drugs. Some people believe that Chupacabra stories were invented by the U.S. Government Psy-Ops people to stop Puerto Ricans from wandering too close to super-secret military bases located in the PR bush, but the truth is they are real. Trust me.

chupacabra do not exist and its a load of bull, cmon people wake up i mean who is gonna believe the big bad meanie is after you?

It's a sad day in bleak paranoia when people like you refuse to face the truth about these hideous creatures which are indeed as real as they come. Are hundreds, possibly thousands, maybe even tens of thousands of chupacabra sightings just the result of an overactive imagination? Oh, sure it's easy for you living there in the comfort of your warm cozy apartment or condominium, or maybe you live in one of those exclusive gated communities with an armed guard at the gate, and people come tootin' up to the gate in their BMW's and Lexus SUV's. No self-respecting chupa would be caught dead in a place like that.

If you want to see chupacabras, you have to go where they prowl, which is in the remote outback of Mexico, Central and South America and along certain sparsely populated areas of the desert Southwest, and on the islands of Puerto Rico. And it has to be where they have goats, cause goats are their favorite food next to virgins. Be honest here, Seawitch, are there any goats or virgins in your gated condoplex? Ha! I didn't think so.

*tsk*tsk*
you have a vivid imagination....

Well, I used to have one anyway. But that was before I started liking bologna on white bread with a big dollop of mayonnaise spread on thick and heavy. Then slowly, over time, my mind started throttling down and my imagination slipped into low gear without me noticing. Whereas in my pre-bologna sandwich days I was the life of the party and the purveyor of endless wit, now consuming too much bologna makes me sit dumbfounded on the end of the couch and stare straight ahead.

I guess it was all the nitrates and other such unnatural food preservatives that done me in like this. Now all I do is peruse the internet and post in shunned threads like the paranoia files, mostly stuff that nobody much reads. Bologna on white bread made me what I am today, SeaWitch. Don't let it happen to you, my pretty. When I die, they're gonna sing that little Oscar Meyer bologna song at my funeral.

Chupacabras don't like donkeys or jackasses, WindDancer, just goats and young virgins. More Chupa sightings have been reported in Calderon Village Sinaloa in Northern Mexico, as well as in Sonora, Veracruz, and the Southern state of Chiapas. One entire herd of goats was wiped out, leaving a local farmer and his family of 11 totally destitute.

The Rurales (Mexican police) organized a large Chupacabra hunt on horseback with hounds brought in by a bear hunter in Zapata, Texas, but after three days and nights, no Chupacabra was seen. Updates on this situation will be posted here as I receive them from our reporter, Alejandro Delgado via e-mail and fax from Chiapas, Mexico. Alejandro has taken great personal risks to keep us here in paranoia informed about these dangerous creatures. Muchas gracias, Alejandro.

I read somewhere that they have Chupacabra festivals in some of the Mexican villages. People dress up in chupacabra costumes and they have a big goat barbecue. Lots of fun and games for all the kiddies.

chupacabras dont exist! its a load of bull!
ok now where were we?

Young lady, may I remind you that we have a person on the ground in Chiapas, Mexico (Alejandro) who has actually seen a real live chupacabra no less than three times? Are you...are you calling Alejandro a liar? I hope not.

It's plain that you have little or no respect for chupacabra authority. We also have a PhD'd cryptozoologist on call who can verify that chupacabras do indeed exist. His name is Dr. Roberto J. Espinoza, and he will be very upset that you have chosen to make such unpleasant remarks about chupacabras, a subject which he has spent some 15 years studying.

For your information, I once accompanied Dr. Espinoza to a small village in Costa Rica which had been overrun by no less than a dozen chupacabras. Had you been there and witnessed the aftermath, you would not be so quick to cast aspersions on the serious work of chupacabra research. I hope this kind of attitude is not contagious.

I've taken the liberty of posting a photo of a chupacabra plush doll below. These are really popular with all the kiddies in remote isolated areas where chupas exist. Alejandro reports that colorful handmade Mexican versions of chupacabra dolls are very popular around Chiapas and other areas where chupas have been spotted.

I've yet to see a skeptic doll of any description. Alejandro said it best yesterday afternoon over his cell phone when he said to me in a rather emotional tone as I recall..."Chupacabras son reales, mi amigo, no importa lo que algunas gringos mujer dijo."

"chupacabras no existen digan lo que digan esos locos" thats what i sez! what a load of chupacabra bull!

Alejandro no esta' usted loco mar mujer bruja! Ha! Just last month there was a chupacabra festival in a remote village in Mexico, and hundreds showed up. I have video of the occasion if you're interested.

And what about this chupacabra mummy which showed up in a pawn shop in Texas? I suppose you're gonna say the pawn shop owner is loco as well. Nothing ever convinces a skeptic, unless..unless of course they see it first hand and up close in person....which I might be able to arrange if Alejandro can hire those three Mexican chupacabra trappers he told me about last night over the phone.

thats a jazmoora!!
omg what has has happened to him!!

ok now down to more serious matters, chupacabras no existen!

Yes, it does kinda favor poor Jazzy doesn't it? Not exactly green, yet the resemblance is uncanny. Of course I have no knowledge as to how our favorite alien's body ended up in a pawn shop in Texas. I know it has to be hard on all the grieving ex-alien pickle girls, but life goes on, and need I remind you that chupacabras and not mummified aliens are the main topic of this thread.

I just received another chupacabra update from Alejandro. I'll translate and post it here real soon. Good old Alejandro. Hiring him was one of my better decisions.

Let me tell you of the Chupacabra.

In the early to mid years AD in what is now Mexico there was a Mayan city named Chichen Itza. This city's water was mostly underground except for two cenote where the water rose to ground level. These cenote were revered as sacred and the Water God, Chaac, was worshiped at them.

Are you seeing this yet? Maya. Chichen Itza. Chaac. Chupacabra.

The largest cenote was Cenote Sagrado and here many offerings were made to Chaac. These offerings were gold, obsidian, vegetables, fruits, animals and humans. Offerings were increased during times of drought.

It was during these droughts that the water level in the cenotes decreased and the temperature in them increased, all due to lack of fresh water flow. They became stagnant. Stagnant stew pots where the offerings decomposed and recomposed. Little concentrated stew pots of evolution. The Chupacabra evolved from these cenotes and emerged during a year of especially bad drought.

These new creatures looked very much like Chaac and the Mayans took them to be his offspring. They named them Chupacabra.

They believed the Chupacabra would bring the rains so, they let them run free to take what they wanted. Being borne of so much bloodletting, it's no wonder blood is what they wanted. This was fine with the Mayans. They were accustomed to blood sacrifice. Sure enough, shortly after the Chupacabra, the rains came. There was a problem though.

The rains came and the Chupacabra stayed, and kept on taking. This, a good many Mayans did not like. They wanted to give to Chaac, not have him take from them. Those Mayans began to kill the Chupacabra. An equal number of Mayans took great offense to this and feared killing the Chupacabra would anger Chaac and bring back the droughts. Before long, a war erupted. Neither side won. Chichen Itza was laid to waste and nearly deserted.

With it's citizens dead and gone, the city no longer held food for the Chupacabra so, that combined with the prior killing of them, caused their numbers to decline. Some Mayans continued to visit the cenotes and feed the Chupacabra. A medium population managed to survive.

Then, in the 1500s, the Spanish came to the ruins of Chichen Itza. They declared it theirs. Ha! Silly Spaniards. Chichen Itza belonged to the Chupacabra. They drove them out.

Well, we all know that ultimately the Mayans lost and the Spaniards took Mexico. Being as they did not forget their frightful defeat at Chichen Itza and could not well tell their king that strange creatures beat them out of riches, the Spaniards began to tell tales of how evil the Chupacabra were. As more of the populace was converted to Christianity, it became easier to do this. Eventually, most people believed the Chupacabra were devils who would steal livestock for wanton slaughter. With their benefactors gone, this became some what true of the Chupacabra. They had to steal to eat and with their meals being interrupted and being too scared to stay long enough to finish a meal, it does look like wanton slaughter.

Today, there are probably 100,000 Chupacabra left around rural parts of Mexico and south Texas.

Muchas gracias, Senor? Destrogor. It is good to see someone who is so well informed as to the true nature of chupacabras. Usually those who post here only do so to make fun of chupacabras (and me and my friend, Alejandro) and dismiss them as simply the superstititious imaginings of poor uneducated rural farmers and peasants.

You see, such people are completely obsessed with the idiot American politicians and their oil wars and suicide terrorist bombers in some backwoods mideastern hellhole. They do not see the real danger which lurks along the Mexican border because their minds (what's left of it) have been blinded by the ancient Mayan spirit of Chaac.

Their souls now belong to Chaac, but they are totally unaware of their new master's power and purpose. One day 500 years from now when the archaeologists hack the vines and tree trunks from our own lost cities, they will also wonder what happened to us. We leave behind no mysterious message in stone to tell our story, only reality TV programs and huge mountains of retail trash. Why? Because we no longer have possession of our souls. Our souls lie sleeping in the putrid belly of Chaac.



How true. Is it a coincidence that they have chosen to reject evolution in favor of some pieced together version creationism? I think not. The hand of Chaac is at work here creating and recreating and perfecting images and ideas in their minds to conceal the final plan of their own destruction and horror.

And yes, drought is a very mild way of saying global warming. As the planet warms up, chupacabras will become more common. They will be like the coyotes that wander into the edges of great cities late at night to snatch housecats and small poodle dogs let out to pee by their masters.



With each passing of the seasons, the thrist for blood in our own society is becoming more noticible. The moon she hangs tethered above us as if held there by some invisible cord of magic, but again it is the hand of Chaac which controls the moon and the sun. The moon illuminates the chupacabra rituals which happen late at night when little Mexican villages and Texas towns sleep. There are many many cenotes in the desert, and they too are filled with fresh blood and are home to more chupas. They slowly incubate and mutate and then they crawl to the surface looking like some fiendish ghoul fresh from the bowels of hell. They sun themselves and Chaac breathes evil into their ghastly form and sends them off to serve. Chaac thrives when there is war and bloodletting.

The current hunger crisis? There is no shortage of food. Chaac has made them believe there is such a thing. Slowly, over time and many tragedies, blood will replace food. It is the way of Chaac. Is it not written in the stones of the lost cities?

My dear friend and fellow chupa watcher, Alejandro, just called me from Chiapas. There has been another chupacabra sighting. This time a group of seven was spotted lumbering along a deserted farm road earlier tonight. They made strange grunting wheezing sounds and the stench was almost unbearable according to Alejandro who happened to be driving back from a remote village.

They tried to make him run off the road but he is an excellent driver and managed to avoid them and drive on to the city where he called me on his cell phone. I could hear his heart pounding over the phone. Reluctantly, the local Rurales went to check out his story, but, as usual with them, they found nothing.

Like everyone else, I used to think the Mayans sacrificed young female virgins to please Chaac, but now scientists have discovered that it was young boys who were most often thrown into the cenotes, and sometimes they were skinned and dismembered while others were thrown in alive and then fished out again in a few days to see if they had seen or talked to Chaac. Imagine the horror of such an experience. Almost as bad as being forced to watch an episode of "Lost" or "Survivors". Mayan kids didn't have it so bad after all. So a few of the more handsome unlucky ones got picked for the cenotes. It pays to have ugly kids both then and now. The cenotes are full of cheerleader and jock types.

Noone has mentioned the corn connection. Ethanol is made from corn, right? Yum K'aax, the Mayan god of corn fits in here nicely. Plagued by insects, birds, and rats, the corn god's survival depends on Chaac. I've seen reports coming out of Mexico which tell of Mayan Cha-Chaac ceremonies being performed. Young boys dressed up in frog suits croaking loudly and hopping around the village til the wee hours of the morning.

Interestingly enough, Chaac is usually depicted with scales and a human body with a human head which has fangs and a long nose. We should expect the emergence of a powerful leader in Mexico soon, one with bad teeth and a very long nose--just like Chaac. All the important Yucatan mediums and witches have begun predicting this for months now. They also predict the man will commit adultery with his brother's wife just like Chaac did. This is a sign the end is near and more cenotes will open up like giant wombs in the earth, pushing out hundreds and thousands more young virile chupacabras. I could not sleep last night thinking about all this.