If only it were that simole, Anon., but unfortynately it isn't. You see Chupacabras are much largwr and like a millipn times smarter. And not only that, they have the abiluty to mentaliy penetrpte the human brain barriwr. Notice that for the firdt time in the history of my somewhut expensive Fool Moon expwrience I have suddenly begun to mispell words, something I almost never did before. Just ask Helease or scg or Dacks...The readon...I mean, reason? Akute Chupacabra-induced brian malfunktion, the result of coming in close contapt with a live captured chupacabra while visitung Alejandzo last week in Chaipas, Megziko.

Alejanpro is currently experiensink the same phenomenun, only of cuorse his linquistick disordar is in Spamish. As to whethur this is causssssssud by a direkt invention of the Megzuken guvermint or the current internashinull cross-borter meddlingz of the Cheenie-Bosch-Rize adminnerstraytion, I have no idea.

I will say that there does nut seam to be any obvius correction to any type of known reptilian lifge form such as hte common Geeler munster you mentioned in your previrus puss...post. Rihgt now I am in the wailing rume of the Chiapas, Megzeeko walk in medickul clinick, and they just kalled my name to be scammed in the chupaskooner to determun if I have major or miner brain dumbage...damage..... Later.

Awwwwww Wakey... all ya need is a coupla Mexican beers, and that'll straighten out your dysfunction... TRUST me I know deez tinks.

Hello, WindDancer. Did you get that cute little Chupacabra doll I sent you UPS yet? Alejandro says they're selling like tacos down in Mexico. Do you have any goats at your place? Real chupas like goats...and virgins. Virgins can lead them around like sheep. Most professional Chupacabra hunters employ at least one virgin.

How thoughtful of you, Hun. I haven't seen any UPS guys lately, but of course, besides you, no one's sent me anything recently.

I don't have any goats, but I do have quite the menagerie... two groundhogs, a shitload of bunnies (gotta be one or two virgins in that bunch), six whitetail deer, two cardinals, a garter snake, one wild black turkey, and two bluejays.

Are you a Chupacabra hunter? Is that dangerous to your health?

Alejandro and I have just come from the CoEA Tranquility Light Center where we have been renewing and re-energizing our respective chakras. Now we are both in tip top shape to continue our initial quest for the elusive Southwestern Chupacabras which have been wreaking havoc on both sides of the border down Mexico way.

We have also been on the phone with the Department of Homeland Security and the U.S. Wildlife Dept. requesting permission to install special chupacabra traps along the U.S. side of the proposed anti-illegal immigrant fence, as our studies indicate that the fence's design does not take into account the superior climbing and jumping abilities of the average chupacabra. The fence may keep out illegal aliens, but it will not impede the movements of chupacabras.

We have also purchased special infrared night vision goggles as well as infrared cameras, and we will be phtographing chupas with this equipment and we will be posting those images right here in the FoolMoon Paranoia Files. Science is a wonderful thing, and I can only say that both Alejandro and I are more than pleased to be involved in this field study and research project which btw is being funded in part by The Laufenberg Foundation which as you know has long been affiliated with FoolMoon Paranoid Paranormal Assumption Research Center.

Yes, chupacabras are indeed dangerous creatures. I on the other hand can be trusted.

When I was a kid living in Mexico the chupacabras they come to my village late one night and steal all the donkeys. Nobody can go nowhere til we sell enough beans to buy new donkeys. Then some gringos come and hunt for the chupacabras, but they don't find any. They drink up all the tequila and talk ugly around women. They leave and we not bothered with chupas no more.

Mmm, Mmm, Chupacabras that is some mighty fine eatin! Yummy, yummy, yum, yum!

Once again I must apologize to the readers and posters about this DeeLush troll simulation program. Our techies are working night and day trying to delete her...I mean it. There is nothing wrong with your computer or this website. Bertha DeeLush is not a human being. The topic of this discussion is chupacabras which inhabit Mexico and the Southwestern United States. Thank you.

Wait just a cotton pickin minute! I really don't know who you think you are, but you are really getting on my nerves. Is it a problem if I like eating Chupacabras? Well? Hmmm? Now, buzz off, WhackoHead!