I heard absolutely different story. She couldn’t live without Internet, especially FM site. Edgar strictly forbade it. He even organized that trip in order to prevent her visiting Net. But Marina was a very intelligent woman and she found possibility to connect FM even when they were very far from the shore. In despair Edgar threw her laptop out into the sea. Marina couldn’t stand it and followed the computer. Trained dolphins weren’t quick enough…. Oceanologists said that their devices registered something like a mermaid, trying to connect the Internet. Maybe it was Marina, who knows…

You seem to know quite a lot about poor Marina's accidental drowning....details and certain things only the police or an accomplice would know. Be honest now. You aren't really in Moscow are you? You are up in Maine with Edgar Gene Gormann aren't you, Elena? I'll bet you aren't Russian either. How much life insurance did you and Edgar end up getting? (shakes head)

WakeHolden, how could you think such things about me?
You asked:


This voice told me everything about Edgar, Marina and many other people. He (voice) is so talkative and funny.

I have my own conspiracy theory and it is totally different than any of you have ever thought of.

I believe that we are the decedents of group of spiritual entities who have been exiled from a highly developed spiritual civilization that spans the the known universe.

Our Ancestors were banned due to their heterogeneous nature of good and evil that could not be separated. Rather then to allow a few flawed spirits to infect and reek havoc these Spirits were exiled to the physical plane and set down upon a planet far from any other inhabited planets on this physical plane.

These entities minds were wiped clean of all knowledge of their past existence and happily lived out their physical lives multiplying and prospering under the watchful eyes of their spiritual brethren who had placed an overseer to keep tabs on their defective kindred.

I beleive Wake Holden to be that Overseer.

And I shall continue doing my best in spite of all the constant criticism and complaints I get from those who wish to interfere with my important work. My mission is too important to be slowed down or stopped by their meddling. Don't think I'm not aware of the identity of those whose agenda includes placing stumbling blocks in my path. The anonymous e-mails and insult-filled PM's cannot and will not deter me from overseeing that which needs overseen. The spiritual realm is filled with nefarious spirits which mean to harm those who stand up for spiritual freedom. There are others who oversee as well, and there are even those such as myself who oversee the overseers. All is being overseen and chronicled according to the laws of overseedom.

I'd just like to say there is an ongoing conspiracy being perpetrated at this very moment by certain elitist-minded individuals in the PAPP organization to take complete credit for eradicating the aliens from Paranoia Files and the rest of the planet. This outrageous glory grab will not go unchallenged.

I call on all civic-minded patriotic people to join me in my quest for fairness...Oh, and Elena....sweetheart...you remember that rather large refrigerated shipment I had electronically diverted from Temecula, California to Moscow right before Christmas? Yes, that one.

I hope you have been checking on it like I instructed. It contains several very valuable alien life form specimens which we will be putting to good use there in Russia as well as all the surrounding breakaway countries.

And remember, Elena, darling, it's not, I repeat NOT the unit which contains the bodies of Edgar Gene Gormann's four ex-wives. Cryo-unit number *** ***** **** is the one I want you to inspect, but please remember to wear your silver foil hat AND your attractive silver foil panties which will protect you from possible contamination from alien microbes. Until I hear from you again....sincerely, Grady Jazmoora.

Well, Ms Elena, it looks as if your alien friends have been terminated. I suspected all along you Russian women had befriended these creatures and were responsible for a lot of the problems which have plagued the Paranoia Files for almost 5 years now. Russian women and Ukrainian women simply cannot be trusted.

I suppose now you're gonna tell us that you know nothing about these cold-blooded Reptilians which have weaseled their way into the P-files. Of course, I know very little as to where these entities came from or why they have chosen FM as their new home. First the aliens, and now this.

Certain recently declassified information has come into my possession which indicates that the Russian KGB invested heavily in genetic research during the 1980's in an attempt to develop non-human life forms which might be used on the battlefield. The code name for the operation was "Chupestroika".

As part of a secret agreement between the Russians and members of a Mexican drug cartel headed by a man named Carlos Ramirez. These life forms were allegedly released from a Soviet submarine off the coast of Mexico to see how they would adapt to the living conditions of the Southwest.

In 1987 Mexican farmers killed one of the creatures and after skinning it, they discovered a tiny tracking device implanted in its head. The device was sold to an Cuban Agent who returned to Cuba with the device sewn into the lapel of his jacket. Once he arrived in Cuba, he met with a female Russian diplomatic undersecretary named Elena. A copy of the full report may be seen by PM'ing me and using the codeword *arbacapuhc*.

The Russians and Chinese are plotting together to ruin the U.S. economy and take over most of the oil in the middle east. They have been secretly negotiating huge oil contracts with countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia, contracts that reach 20 years into the future. Russian and Chinese spies are secretly meeting in Bejing and Moscow where they have built hardened concrete bunkers to set up spy centers. They are using the Olympics as an excuse to fly in more spies disguised as athletes. That's why President Bush is there..to infiltrate this nest of vipers and save the world from Russo-Chinese domination.

They are also putting killer spy satellites into orbit, and many of these are equipped with powerful laser cannons which can melt our satellites and shoot down our aircraft. They also have submarines at sea which are making practice runs near our subs and playing "sink the Americans" war games.

A lot of the Chinese made items being sold in big retails stores like Walmart and Target have tiny tracking devices embedded inside that resemble black marbles. These are listening devices as well. The Chinese and Russians can hear everything you say in the privacy of your home, especially if you live near a military base or are in the military.

Reality shows on TV are also being used to dumb down Americans. All these type programs are part of the Putin-KGB-Chinese spy network. They even have agents joining discussion websites and using them to send encrypted messages back and forth to one another. They also have dumped thousands of trained Chinese and Russian swimming feral cats on our shores from submarines offshore. These hybrid cats have been trained to infiltrate super secret military installations and take photos and make videos. Their eyes have been surgically removed and replaced with mini-eye cams. Do not approach these cats. They have been trained to attack and kill Americans.

I have suspected all along this whole Russia thing was a plot to fool us here in the west, and I guess Putins actions in Georgia prove I was right. Who is next on their list to attack? The Russians and the Chinese cannot be trusted. They are our enemies. I also have been very suspicious of all cats, and again it looks like I am right about that too. My cat probably didn't run away like I thought. He probably got all the information he needed and then moved in with his Russian or Chinese master.

The Russians and the Chinese are probably behind this gasoline price thing. This is how they plan to destroy the American economy, and I'm almost positive they are responsible for putting all these idiot CEO's in charge of American corporations so they wil fail as well. Rermember the "Manchurian Candidate"? It's happening only there are thousands being brainwashed and sent here to destroy us. Wake up people. We are at war only nobody seems to know it yet.