After paying all my bills i would buy a vintage amc Pacer. Pack my tent in it with some clothes and then spend the next few years traveling the lost / forgotten back roads of the country! Once that got old i would buy a boat and sail off to Fiji!

well wakey what's happened is I lost tons of weight and got extry skin where I aint needin it no more. I'd be willin to shave off some and donate it to science but it seems no ones intrested in skin these days. They want vital organs I still need.

Cute cabana boys here ? good gawd no. What we got here is rotten teeth rednecks wearing dirty tank tops with beer bellys who think they sexy and think every woman who looks like a model wants their bodies and the rest of the women out there want em too but they aint good nuff for them.

Yep we're sensible and down to earth gals. We like to have fun and get muddy. I did like bologna and white bread but alas I can no longer eat it. And guess what else I can't have BEER any more either (SOB!!) But I digress. I drink whiskey neat now and I eat a good grilled steak and baked potato and smile as I kick back in my recliner in front of our 65" DLP Big Screen TV.( Sometimes it's nice to have a boyfriend who likes electronic gadgets as much as I do)

You are so on the mark on that one Wake. Where was that voice in your head with the alabama accent telling you to "whoooooa there buster ! Don't even THINK about making such a doofified decision as buying a truck with an automatic tranny !!! What are your brains made outa .... pig pen mud????"
Any self respectin Alabamaian knows a truck was made to have a manual tranny. What's the purpose of having a truck with an automatic? I mean really that just makes it a glorified car with a open trunk. geez. I thought you wuz smarter than that wakey.

Ok you made a mistake. I will let it go this time. But next time you won't be so lucky.

We all 'claim' to be so giving, let me ask another question. If you were given one million dollars (tax free) and you have already donated to charities, helped out a lot of people around town and every member of your immediate family is taken care of; what is the one thing that you'd like to have in your possession? What have you always wanted but knew you could never afford?

boobs....seriously i want boobs. Even after having two children im just barely a c cup and i want boobs. A few other sorts of plastic surgery as well. I'd like lipo in a few spots and a butt lift.

All this talk about boobs is making me think about.... boobs, specifically shapely specimens from Alabama...until someone mentioned loose skin, liposuction, etc., and then all of a sudden my net boob interest level hit rock bottom. So instead, what with gas prices going up almost weekly, I think I'll just sell the truck, see Rhonda, my HMO appointed nutritionist about my penchant for bologna sandwiches and maybe buy a dozen more Martin guitars (and a Gibson or two) which I can't really afford either way but after selling my truck that will no longer be a problem for at least a week, until my Bush tax refund hurry up and comes to my front door.

Naturally I was planning on donating it to Hillary, but not now because my life was going along ok until I visited this thread about a free million dollar giveaway which has not happened yet as far as I know, but I haven't checked the regular mail or looked at my PM's lately, so I may already be a millionaire.

And as if all that wasn't enough, and to make things worse, for well over a year or so now I've been thinking poor little Scg was probably only a step or two away from being destitute and homeless down there in Silacaga after her transmission went out on that used Ford F-350 diesel job she bought at the Vernon, Alabama Truckmart place, the one with the broke off fifth wheel pull pin and the crooked hydraulic boom. But I see from reading her last post on this thread how she has a new HDTV set the size of a 4X8 sheet of plywood and a new boyfriend half as wide again as he is tall and him driving a smoking military surplus Hummer that gets 10 mpg on the highway, but she doesn't live near any highways so there.

Oh and I wouldn't have a D-35 if it had solid gold tuning keys, silver plated D'Gladiola strings, and a sound hole the size of the wheel covers on a Lincoln Navigator. I want a D-45 Gene Autry pre-war with abologna inlays and a picture of champ on the twelth fret. But then what does a bent-knecked out of tune strat player know about anything?

Don't quote me on this, LilMeep, but reliable sources tell me that common Polysorbate 60 when combined with an ancient Chinese herbal formula will make your boobs grow to within acceptable limits providing you don't cancel out the Poplysorbate 60 by drinking too much flourinated tapwater. Polysorbate 60 is also good for noisy automatic transmissions, squeaky door hinges, ingrown toenails, and molting parakeets. Hope this helps.

Why would anyone want that in their body. There is always saline implants available, or so I've heard.

And I agree, I would also choose some implants, and maybe a nose job. I have very pretty teeth but I still want that new product where they make your teeth look so perfect and healthy. A spa vacation wouldn't be turned down either.

First I'd buy a truck, then I'd pay someone to edit my work.