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I fear your hubby's gold crown!

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Wait a minute, Sangye....why would you be afraid of someone else's husband's gold crown? Is there something you aren't telling us here? Suppose I told my friend I was afraid of his wife's gold tooth? Wouldn't he think I was messin around with her or something?

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Aliens love gold! It's an excellent conductor for them.

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Yes, aliens certainly do seem to be fond of gold and for good reason...it amplifies their mind control rays, making it all the more easier to send secret messages to humans while they are sleeping or shopping or doing most anything.....sometimes aliens bombard humans with these mind control rays while humans are having sex....this usually doesn't happen to married couples though.

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They [aliens] cannot get through silver and they also flee from it!

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This might have been true a year or two ago, but not so much anymore. I've heard there are mutant aliens who are not adversely effected by silver. This may just be a rumor. If you really want to repel aliens, then start eating Twinkies every day and leave them lying around the house. You might also want to scatter Twinkies around your lawn, in the driveway, on the roof, put some on all the window sills, a dozen or so in the bed also helps in case aliens gain access to your bedroom. It's the gooey filling that they are allergic to I understand.

What??!!! Why that's the most absurd ungodly thing I ever heard of. As the founder and CEO of the Health, Wealth, and Prosperity New World Order Church of the Almighty Dollar (and its affiliated mission to the heathen idolators of Fool Moon), I am more than a little outraged at this outright lie. I have never associated with aliens for any reason. I don't know who this Anonymous poster is, but it's plain to see why they are hiding behind the cloak of online anonymity. I shall report this to the WTA (Worldwide Televangelist Association) at once.



So? If this were the case, and I'm not saying it is mind you, but I see nothing wrong with a televangelist getting large amounts of cash whether it comes from an alien source or not is irrelevant. Cash is cash.

Silver fillings should be left in your teeth. Replacing them with porcelain can cause severe nerve damage and may result in total loss of feeling in the mouth. The government dental association and most New World Order dentists do not recommend replacing silver fillings with heavy porcelain ones.

Of course you would say that Wake, just like you spread your lies about tin foil. The only nerve damage is caused by the excessive voltage used by your implants for mind control and listening in on private citizens.

May I offer a very foolproof solution for these annoying mind control devices - being implemented as we speak in new homes built by members of the Anarchist collective - homes are now being wrapped in a tyvek weatherproofing that has been bonded with a wire mesh - this results not only in low energy costs but also your entire home being a virtual cone of silence - a giant Faraday Cage! Of course there are methods the NWO uses to attempt to penetrate this, namely cheap "thermal windows, your electrical circuits and your bathroom and kitchen exhaust fans. But never fear, the Anarchist collective has approved high quality windows with an invisible mesh maintaining the Faraday Cage, along with several whole house surge protectors that also filter out those annoying NWO line taps out of your electrical, cable and phone lines. We have also several models of bathroom and kitchen exhaust systems that preserve the integrity of the Faraday cage while offering the best, quietest and most efficient systems available. And of course, unlike the NWO, THE MAN, who is always trying to gouge you for your last dime, the solutions from the Anarchist Collective are always bargain priced despite their cutting edge quality.

Don't be fooled (or foiled) by unscrupulous anarchists posing as legitimate home-building contractors. People who go round wrapping houses in what amounts to cheap low-quality aluminum siding with a chicken wire and styrofoam backing cannot be trusted. Why subject yourself to their aggressive sales tactics, which usually includes requiring you to watch what is normally an hour and half Charles Bronson vigilante movie cram-packed with two hours worth of hokey aluminum siding commercials.

Faraday Cage indeed! Nothing could be further from the truth, or more harmful to your overall health and home security. Why do you think the NWO (aka The U.S. Government) established the Dept. of Homeland Security anyway? That's right. To protect and defend THE Homeland which includes the location where you currently reside and pay taxes to THE MAN.

The job of the Homeland Security Dept. also includes keeping an eye on anarchist collectives and militia compounds which are very often in cahoots with one another to try and overthrow the NWO and establish their insidious Anarchist Kingdom right here in America.

Oh, and guess what else...the only religion allowed there would be Gun Worship, which is even worse than Satan worship. Imagine living in a substandard anarchist built house plastered inside and out with aluminum siding and chicken wire and going to mandatory Sunday services where you bow down and worship a table full of cold blue steel assault rifles and some on sale ammo from Walmart.

And the only TV channel allowed there is Fox Network. These are the kinds of things the Anarchists would rather you not know about. Next time you go to the bookstore, check out the Gun Owner's Bible or Boston's Gun Bible by Boston T. Party. Moses and Jesus aren't good enough for these scary people. It's all about Saint Glock and the Holy Mother of Assault Rifles and Banana clips instead of forbidden fruit. The New World Order is like Sesame Street compared to these goons.