Obviously Mary was a PAPP informant. And besides, noone cares what happened to her anymore, nor do they care what happened to Jazmoora and the aliens. Let them have war, penguins, and candidate trivia.

I am not Mary. Will the person who thinks I am please stop sending me Carl's Jr. coupons for their Monster Burgers.

*yawns* you said wat?!

The poor thing even bores herself.

Mary had cats. Now Mary has disappeared and noone has heard from her in almost two years. Her car was found sitting in her driveway with the motor still running. Cat hair was on the front passenger seat. Her purse was still in the car. Her groceries were still unopened in the back seat...except for the milk and the bag of dry cat food. Cats cannot be trusted. Only dogs.

Mary.... woah, guys... what was her last name?
I think I might be able to answer this... I just need to know for sure that it's the Mary I met. It sounds like it anyway.

Wrong Mary. As far as we know, FoolMoon Mary has never been to Norway, but she was a chronic cat woman. It was almost as if cats were the most important thing in her life next to going to Carl's Jr. for a Monster Burger with mushrooms on top. Oh sure, she pretended to be some kind of garden variety solipsist, but it was obvious that she wasn't serious about anything but cats.

I never said I met her in Norway -.-

I've met a Mary who fits your description.
I met her in Salow Cut, which is the land of the cats.
She was there because SHE wanted to though. What exactly she IS doing there, I do not know... but hey, this might be the same Mary... and there's NO way she could have gotten there without the help of cats..

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The word "cat" is never capitalized even when it begins a sentence. This is a brand new word rule which just went into effect two minutes ago. Those who choose to violate the cap cat word rule will be severely reprimanded.

I went fishing the other night at the johns pass village pier . I caught several snook it was like 2am no one around at all .when out of no were this black cat came flying bye me chasing a rat a big hairy rat scared me so much I dropped my fishing rod in the water and had to dive in to get it It was a very long way down to the water and i hit my head on a little rock last thing I remember until waking up in my truck at 9am two days after the night I had went fishing there was a Girl in the truck there sleeping I had no idea who she was are were she came from I woke her up and asked who she was and she said she was Marry do you not remember the other night she said the night of the fool moon and she took of running with some cats falling her all with dead rats in there mouths.