Wakeholden, there is no Mary. There never was. If you want documented proof, including photos, you may PM me, and I will be more than happy to tell you the whole truth and nothing but about this so-called Mary woman.

It's true, Mary is not a real person, she's a cliche, an empty shell, a photoshopped hodge-podge collage fake identity put here at Fool Moon to serve those in control. Mary was all about control and manipulation and ego. She never lived in Bakersfield or anywhere else. Why was this done? It's not so hard to figure out once you have all the facts at your disposal, and you shall have them soon enough.

Mary isn't the first, and I doubt she will be the last. There are dozens, perhaps hundreds of Marys out there and in here. They were created to keep tabs on you and me and all who visit here. You, Mr. Wakeholden, are only one of many whose name appears on *the list*, and as such, you are being monitored night and day 24-7...each time you post, your image is sent to the FM control room, located in the basement of an old Victorian house in rural Connecticut.

My advice to you is to forget about Mary and go on with your life like nothing ever happened, because it hasn't. There is no Mary..she never went to linguistics school...she never owned a cat....she does not have a husband or a tomato garden. I suggest you also change your password and purchase a firewall and a very good anti-spyware program, and never trust some sick programmer's techno toy which is pretending to be a real human being. BTW once your name is on *the list* it stays there permanently.

Makes you wonder what else this cat does when its masters are not home....watches TV maybe....tries out the NordicTrack...turns on the PC and sends e-mails to the neighborhood cats....opens the fridge and makes itself a tuna snack.....

Dear Mary...

Thanks ever so much for the get well card. It came to my hospital room yesterday while I was recovering from my weekend angioplasty procedure. The two stents did the job nicely, and now my clogged artery is pumping again just like it was meant to do. I guess it pays not to ignore shortness of breath and very uncomfortable pressure and pain in the old chest cavilty, and now if I can just stay on this diet and watch my cholesteral, things will be ok.

Meanwhile, I hope life there in Temecula is still as hunky dory as always.

Later....Wakeholden

Mary married a marine biologist and moved to Yap Island to study a rare species of electric eels. She lives in a small remodeled WWII quonset hut with her husband, Job, and their five cats. Recently she was featured in the Yap Island Times and awarded the Yap Medal of Honor for her work with the island's orphan children. She has no time for internet discussion sites such as this.

Obviously, the Mary you speak of is not the same articulate linguist and back-to-earth organic gardener who once posted here at FoolMoon. Our Mary has recently re-dedicated her life to the Health, Wealth, and prosperity New World Order Church of the Almighty Dollar Mission, and is now living among a tribe of nomadic desert Indians where she is learning to make coil pottery and weavings from dried yucca fibers.

She trucks these craft items into the farmers markets in and around Temecula where she sells them and uses the money to support my internet ministry. It's people like Mary who make my internet ministry possible. Thank you, Sister Mary.

We here at the CoEA (Church of Enlightened Assumption) TEDAC (Transformation Enlightenment and Divine Assumption Center) believe that Sister Mary of Temecula is a prophet, and to reaffirm that belief, we have sent an emissary out into the desert to contact her and invite her to speak and teach back here at the newly remodeled CoEA Educational Center.

We believe that Mary has the ancient gift of *the healing voice*, and we wish her to teach us the mystery of understanding and increase our depth of knowledge so that we may make the proper assumptions and be fulfilled. Our esteemed leader and CoEA founder , MoonWingDove has given her blessing to this mission, and as a gesture of kindness, MoonWing is unselfishly sending her much coveted circa 1982 J. C. Penny black and white polka dotted dress and size 9 medium black heels to Sister Mary of Temecula as a token tranquility love gift. We have so much to be thankful for and assume all of you do as well.

Actually, I've joined a philosophically minded nudist colony in the boondocks of Marin County where I, and other disillusioned Earthlings, discuss first cause, the nature of love and happiness, and whether Jack in the Box is better than Carl's Jr.

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...and whether Jack in the Box is better than Carl's Jr...

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Personally, I don't think you can judge which is better, but I do think you can know within reasonable hamburger parameters which is juicier, based on how much the loaded burger drips meat juice and how often it runs down your chin per bite. There are those repulsive individuals who wolf down a burger, and naturally they will always have less juice to contend with, so wolfers should be eliminated from the git-go.

I also suspect there is at least one wolfer in every nudist camp, and probably burgers aren't the only thing they wolf.