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...or as a certain conservative she-devil puts it...Quote: (brief sample of puerile Ann Coulter drivel).

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This inspiring Ann Coulter tribute is to be sung to the tune of "You Fill Up My Senses" by the late John Denver. Sorry John.

You fill up your coooooooolumns
With lies and distortions
With trite observaaaaaations
And lame hackneyed prose.
You've nothing of suuuuubstance
To say on one issue,
You're shrill and you're senseless
And wear skanky clothes.

Please do us a faaaaaaavor
And French kiss a fuse box
Do a platform-shoed can-can
Near an oncoming traaaaiiiin.
Now, I'm only kidding
If I wanted to hurt you
I'd make you read SLANDER
Cause it would cause the most pain.

You're sweet and you're daiiiiinty
Like a rabid Chihuahua
You're moral and upright
Like Reverend Moon and Jerry Falwell.
You look like a hottie
Next to Phyllis Schlafley
But don't be too flaaaaaattered
So does a baboon.

La da da da da daaaaa..la da da da da..

While, I don't care for your political astuteness, I will readily grant that you have a talent for parody. Still, not sure how attacks on Coulter and Bush address the claimed short comings in the Katrina response. Still, pretty good stuff from a humor perspective.

I agree, Lawmage. That's why I moved both of these marvelous song parodies to the Town Dump. Lord knows we need SOMETHING humorous in here and these are so delightfully wicked they should be shared with those who can appreciate them.

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I don't think Joe wrote this parody, but instead simply chose to share it sans credit to the author/composer.

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Oh hell! Now mah whole day is jes RUINT!

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While I don't care for your political astuteness, I will readily grant that you have a talent for parody.

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Political astuteness? What exactly is that? It was just my f***ing personal opinion about the feeble impotent FEMA response to hurricane Katrina. An opinion and nothing more, but it got me labeled a liberal, a liar, etc. ...simply because it did not meet with you and Ray's politically astute approval. Don't worry, I'm not a threat to your fanatical brand of in-your-face neo-conservative political ideology. Why not post hundreds or even thousands of these same types of meaningless partisan drivel discussions as "Dancing on the Graves of the Dead?" Cute...real cute.

Oh btw, thanks for the compliment, but the parody was/is warmed over second hand liberal-generated fluff borrowed from the net just like most of you neo-con's stuff is lifted from Fox News, Hannity, O'Reilly, Rush, etc.. and the other neo-con media sources.

I have no idea who wrote it. It didn't say. I must confess I did not bother to conduct a thorough in-depth investigation as to the true identity of the parody's author. I suppose I should have called up my cousin the librarian and asked her go on Lexis-Nexis and get all the poop on neo-con parodies.

Do you guys ever really listen to what you are posting in here sometimes? Do you even read this stuff, or do you just rattle it off the top of your heads? To hear you neo-con guys tell it time after time, Bush and the Republicans can do no wrong. FEMA can do no wrong. A politically correct neo-conservative is always right about everything under the sun. And naturally everyone else in America who does not automatically suck up to the narrow conservative viewpoint is always dead wrong and anyone who disagrees with that viewpoint deserves to be ridiculed and insulted.

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Still not sure how attacks on Coulter and Bush address the claimed short comings in the Katrina response.

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It doesn't, but neither for instance does Ray's attack on Bill Clinton, but that's allowed in here because Clinton is the liberal enemy. It's ok to rant and post a bunch of mindless drivel about a Democrat, but not a Republican. Clinton was simply expressing his opinion about the situation on morning television. How dare a Democrat be critical of government policy or have an opinion about something which does not reflect the Bush admin's viewpoint. The man agreed to help out Bush Sr.(at Bush Jr's request) with the fundraising efforts.... Still not sure how attacks on Monica Lewinski and Bill Clinton address the claimed shortcomings in the Katrina response?

Hi Shedoni. Welcome to the Town Dump. This is where Ray puts all the posts that aren't serious thought-provoking awe-inspiring right-wing neo-con propaganda schlock. Beats having it deleted I suppose. The reason I didn't post the author of the Ann Coulter parody is I didn't see who wrote it at the site. I have sinned. Woe is me. I shall no doubt burn in a conservative hell. Yep...Satan is also a neo-con as well as a major Republican lobbyist. I thought you knew that.

I guess that makes me the enemy too. I wonder who the complete idiot was who said everybody in America had to be either a rabid neo-conservative *sshole jerk or a rabid liberal *sshole jerk. If you find out who he/she/it/they are, please make it a point to come back here to the Town Dump and post the names of these moronic backward thinking individuals.

Meanwhile, here's one by Mark Hoolihan, who no doubt is also the enemy and on top of that he's probably not even a neo-Christian. I strongly suspect he might be..yes...Jewish...Oh Gawd!

" Thank G-d [or Gawd] I'm a Right Wing Boy" (yet another unseemly rip off from the late John Denver.)

Well life here so far's been kinda laid back
Ain't much an old right wing boy like me can hack
But I think it's time we turn the clock back
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well a right wing agenda never did me no harm
A connin' votes from poor people workin' on the farm
I won them all over with my stupidity and charm
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

(chorus)
Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven
We're stayin' in Iraq til 2027
Seems our politics could use some more division
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy.

Well accursed freedom is fleein' from this land
We're gonna keep all them gays from even holdin' hands
Seein' people happy is more than I can stand
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy.

I'd talk about tolerance all day if I could
But my right wing support wouldn't take it very good
So I waffled when I should, act when I could
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

(Chorus again) [I personally don't care for this hokey Pat Robertson chorus, but...]

Well on the environment I won't even ask ya
When we get our chance we're drillin' in Alaska
More SUV's just make the country go faster
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well liberals talk like free choice is always best
But we're bannin' abortion even for incest
You can just learn to suffer like all the rest
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy.

(chorus again?) [Is it really necessary this soon, Mark?]

Well America was founded on the rights of all
But now the REAL americans are Evangelical
So everyone else we know you'll just go to hell
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

My daddy taught me young how to think like a moderate
I think it's too bad that his kind just don't get it
We've got control and we're sure as hell gonna use it
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

(Chorus again) Well, Pat Robertson, etc.

Ha, ha, ha! I agree!

Yeah, Joe is foaming pretty good. He thinks I am a right wing fanatical neo con...Doesn't he know that none other than the Flashman himself labelled me a liberal tree hugger...? I am still looking for something of substance in his rants though, rather than endless complaints about Bush and attacks on me. Something concrete, like what Aint posted. I suppose I shall be much older and no small degree wiser before I see some sort of quantifiable complaint though...